marawan
@marawan
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I'm the guy you call to get sh*t done.
ÜT: 43.672423,-79.289819
Joined October 2008
I enquired about an MIT program online and now every Ivy League school is targeting me. #feelingsmart
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He did promise "America First."
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Following a series of missteps, the nation is now the epicenter of the pandemic.
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Everyone should have the ability to explain something epic by drawing it out on a napkin.
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MISSING: Jin Yan Tang, 47, l/s Tues, Sept 24, at 3:45pm, in the Bleecker St & St. James Ave, @TPS51Div. Described as 4'11", 95lbs, short black hair, brown eyes. Wears eye glasses, a black t-shirt, blue jeans, wide brim green hat, carrying a white shoulder bag. #GO1842876 ^CdK
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Nothing freakier than rolling by a motorcycle accident to find out it was your friend that was involved. She’s fine. Bike will get fixed. Be safe out there.
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Why is it that my daughter asks me if I’m depressed when I play #linkinpark ?
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How my morning is going...
Spotted as I was pulling out of the driveway this morning, not the world’s smartest woodpecker
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Being a #Toronto sports fan is like dating the same girl who broke up with you 12 times. #GoRaptors
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Experienced the rudest salesperson at the @ClubMonaco store at the eaton centre. Too bad you lost $300 in sales.
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Every disaster movie starts with the president ignoring a scientist.
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