Manvendra singh
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Businessman + hard rock buff+ often misunderstood as misogynist+ shudh desi☺ Any time of year...you can find me here. Returned after 8 years of hibernation..
At my home yaar..silly que.😷
Joined November 2009
Mumbai Where the dreams come to lose money in style…though the city never sleeps but your wallet keeps waking up to reality, it strips you off of your moneys and invoices your lifestyle monthly. Whr beaches are free and so is your financial anxiety. The city owns you bugger😀
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या रब वो ना समझें हैं ना समझेंगे मेरी बात… दे और दिल उनको…जो ना दे मुझको ज़ुबाँ और !! #nightshayri Good night folks🌙
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Last night some unenlightened dimwit parked a car behind my car and made me wait one full hour, and upon returning, what do I get? A drop dead gorgeous tall dusky beauty with an apologetic smile on her face,and all my pent up aggression just vanishes in a jiffy !!? My my 🤭
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*Shipwreck Diaries* Day 1 — Alone, doing well, mentally sound😊 Day 2 — Met a crab, had a great time with it.🎉🍾 Day 3 — I have married the crab. Going strong. Day 4 — I have eaten my wife 😕 * plagiarised tweet* 🤭 Good morning folks ⛅️
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Now that the festivities are over…did anyone notice that those good ol’ homemade gujhiyas are almost extinct and are taken over by new age sweets? I still remember mum making a full canister of it before Diwali. Gone are those days I guess. Kinda sad…ain’t it?😕 🪔 🪔
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I’d rather keep mum and not ask why all of a sudden platters and utensils are clanking in the kitchen… I just assume that there must be some beef between them and my lady is trying to resolve it. Be positive and nothing comes on to you🤭 Good morning folks⛅️
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बड़ा मज़ा हो जो महशर* में हम करें शिकवा… और वो मिन्नतों से कहें…चुप रहो खुदा के लिए !! #nightshayri Good night folks 🌙
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Very recently it dawned upon me that there’s always a queen bee in every female group here. You ignore her and the rest would follow suit . Now you know what you need to know if you wanna increase your followers count. Never knew these beautiful creatures are this simple🤭
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दिल कि दिल्ली में फिर से रौनक है…💖 अब कोई गज़नवी ना आ जाये !! 🤭 #nightshayri Good night folks 🌙
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Some mornings are like “a normal coffee would be good enough to start off the day” and on some I’m like “ I need to chew on a power line to get off the bed” Is it normal or is it something people have been referring as “ups and downs of life” since ages? Good morning 🌄
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तेज़ रफ़्तार ज़िंदगी का ये आलम है… की सुबह का ग़म साम को पुराना लगता है !! #nightshayri Good night folks 🌙
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अंग्रेज़— what is this? हलवाई—this is dahi… अंग्रेज़— what is dahi? हलवाई— Milk sleeping at night and morning becoming tight😆 Start Monday with a laughter on your face😀 Good morning folks ⛅️
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तुम कई बार मिल चुके होते… तुम जो मिलते अगर दुआओं से !! ❤️🩹 #nightshayri Good night folks🌙
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Just curious…why do ladies acknowledge each other’s presence with a smile at any given public place even though they don’t know each other from Adams. Is there some secret communication going on between them of which we men know nothing about? Seeking honest answers ladies😀
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अच्छा हुआ…जो राह में ठोकर लगी हमें… हम गिर पड़े…तो सारा ज़माना संभल गया !! #nightshayri Good night folks 🌙
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Waiting for those uppity, good for nothing feminists to dial up the whining bar about how regressive the festival of “ karwa chowth” is. 😀 For the rest of the ladies who’re observing it… Happy karwa chauth🌔 God bless your beliefs 😊
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For our parents, marriage was a cul-de-sac, and now a days it’s become a six lane highway, you can take a pit stop just to have a cheez pizza you never know how many times it has been reheated to look fresh. We sure as hell come a long way and we know not where we’re headed.
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