Nah, my mom doesn't bang the doors or switch the fan off or pull the sheets to wake me up. She just starts talking to me as if I'm up, 7am onwards. @MumKiBaat

Black Mirror season 6 is incredible! If you haven't watched it, you must. The subtlety is the scariest bit. #BlackMirror @netflix

#AppleVisionPro is what I'm living for now.

1/n The Karnataka Election results have been analysed to death at this point, the defeat of the communal agenda, the South rejecting the Sangh ideology, National Leaders being ineffectual in Assembly Elections, the INC gaining at the cost of the JDS are just a few prominent ones.

I'm tired of service providers not adhering to DND & calling all the time. If you refuse the offer, the next question is "why" & the reason "i don't want to" is not enough. Why are corporates making a fool of their tele sales employees? It's annoying for us and them. #Sales

@vfsglobalcare

Dear @vfsglobalcare team, your New Delhi VFS office is not accepting my correct documents for Turkey Visa and demands a letter from Embassy for further process. I have spoken to embassy and they do not issue any such letter. Why is your team harassing me :(?

Recently people have been laughing at my really pathetic jokes that I don't even find that funny, and I'm really questioning their humour (and the people I'm surrounded with.) #humour

My column today in Indian Express. Thanks to ⁦@umavishnu⁩ for encouraging me to write a ‘My dear students’ column. More to come!

If you combine anxious and hungry, it's ANGRY. #makessense

It has become extremely difficult to fetch a cab in Bangalore during evening and morning time. The demand is way tooo high than the supply - as is the case with most services here. It is high time that governance focuses on curbing #migration to the city.

You literally get 4g and global cuisine in that region every where. Why the porn around people going missing in mysterious death valley?

So now 'Swiped Right' is the phrase for showing interest, even outside of dating apps. #Tinder #Bumble #Hinge

Msg from someone whom I politely declined ARRANGED marriage proposal, SEVEN YEARS BACK!!!

Despite having all formal education in English, everytime I've to instruct someone to do something in English, I'm always doubtful whether it landed with them or not. Unfortunately, I've to do that with Hindi too.

We all grow up watching main characters suffer & come out strong. Our expectations of suffering are what movies made us beleive. Twas easier to imagine myself as the #maincharacter when I was a kid. Now I see people go through so much, I can only feel like the side actor.

As a kid in the 90s I dreamt of the impossible world in the Jetsons which i saw in my satellite cable videocon tv (w/o remote) once a week. Today, while scrolling on instagram saw a casual sponsored ad of #VirginGalactic #SpaceFlight. Damn the leap between these decades.

I lost a parent at age 10 and kinda sorta have moved on. Over the last couple of years, so many of my friends had to go through this and are working on their journeys. Idk if it was pandemic or if it's the age we are at in life. It's still heartbreaking. #pandemic

I just love friendships. You choose this random stranger and agree to share everything about your lives. You cheer for them and they cheer for you. It's so beautiful! #FriendshipDay #Friends

Let's play a #twittergame "I say, you say" I say "ittu bittu" you say_____ #latenighttwitter #Indian

And also found unclaimed 12 rupees! It's my lucky day.