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for the past six months i've been secretly participating in the Do Not Get Arrested Challenge 2020
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youth pastor, wearing cat ear gaming headset: jesus tanked so we could dps
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anyone who is passionate about utc timestamps has been through some dark stuff
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"So you know when you’re flopping about at home, minding your own business, drinking from your water bottle in a way that does not possess any intent to subvert the Commonwealth of Australia?"
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y-your hacker uh name is um *stumbling* your public ip address + your uh ssh private key
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hey youtube welcome to my hacking tutorial, today we're gonna hack.... the nsa
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embarrassing how few people realise the solution to the trolley problem
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listen java and js we just wanna compare two strings with "==" without knowing the history of the language in 1997
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um okay aws "owns" computers and we "rent" time using them idk this sounds suspiciously like landlords to me
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the girls are tearing your s3 bucket permissions policy apart in the group chat
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"9 girlfriends" factoid actualy just statistical error. average hacker has 0.0031 girlfriends mostly. maia girlfriends crimew, who lives in cave & has over 10,000 girlfriends, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
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you know how "malware" means bad software but there's no word for good software? i'm just saying
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it turned out nobody knew what the heck was going on inside their computer, so i spent several months using the power of Software to find out:
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oops i mixed up my pictures of cyber security products and mens deodorant againnnn. i tried to fix them but it was too hard. can anyone help?
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everyone's so smug saying "deleting code in PRs is good, actually" but nobody wants to talk about my "delete the codebase" idea
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someone who is definitely a kid dm'd me and it was v cute. icon behaviour honestly
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can't wait to see that new OSI networking model movie, Ready Layer One
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your hacker name is your favourite fruit + your least favourite file extension
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ah, cryptocurrency, combining the stability of computers with the stability of money
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security tip: the private key is the one you send someone when you want to communicate privately
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golang's compiler is quite strict and opinionated, for example, the compiler actually forces you to brag that your code is written in go
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*huge vape hit* when you've been in this industry long enough kiddo, every monday is cyber monday
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it's currently 38 degrees celsius, which is about 15 miles for all you americans out there
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imagine getting absolutely murdered in the legend of a graph of all places
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TRUE randomness needs to be aged in a barrel in a GPG maintainer's garage for 256 years, otherwise it's just sparkling noise
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security tip: put " (x86)" after directory names to confuse hackers
app/
static/
js/
js (x86)/
css/
css (x86)/
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listen, i know communicating your feelings to people is hard, that's why i think we should all just settle down and invent a nice, simple, JSON-based protocol t
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Hey everybody welcome to Operation Luigi, where my friend gave me permission to try to hack all her stuff. This is what I did, how I did it, and how to prevent it from working on you. Also at the end Mario's good green brother is there
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happy birthday to everyone too lazy to put their real birthday into the form
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ppl rly call themselves hackers and don't even post about the everywhere-continuous nowhere-differentiable weierstrass function
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h*cking is a slur now. the correct term is "non consensual surprise backup"
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security tip: crime is legal for 1 second at 11:59:59pm on NYE due to a race condition in the new year's code
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coding tip: if you get an error, just try running the exact same code again, it'll definitely work this time you desperate fool
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when people ask "is this secure?" i just... i mean probably? unless someone rly wants to get around it? like who r ur enemies? i know this is not what u want to hear but maybe u need to hear it u kno
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in 1980 or something every hacker tool wouldn't start until it printed a massive ascii banner with like "t00t t00t get r00t"
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i wish i hadn't learned about this from a meme, because now whenever it comes up i just think "ah the brain trade offer thing"
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found out .msi files are secretly .zips, just like .docx, .xlsx, anyway what i'm trying to say is ZIP gang
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*emailing resume* yeah uhhh as you can see from this pdf, you should give me insane amounts of money
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weird bug in cyberpunk where i now have root access to the polish government
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one of the things i like about cryptocurrency is that it's sustainable indefinitely and has no downsides
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wow i see what all the Rust hype was about, i love Optional, i talk about crates at parties now, i'm getting into djing, dyeing my hair, i wear thigh high stripy programming socks now, it's got a crab
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when computer people first meet, it's tense until someone establishes dominance by saying "not to flex but I know the names of several linux distributions"
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people rly ask you to sign NDAs then drop just the worst app idea you've ever seen
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can't remember which hacking tool does what? it's easy if you use ĘMØJÎ
nmap - 👀
dirbuster - 💪
aircrack-ng - 🤝👂
phishing kits - 💣➡️💌
msfvenom - 🎁
metasploit - 😎
sqlmap - 🎲🎲🎱🎱🤞🙏 🙏 🙏
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hacking tip: keep a chess board near ur computer so when u hack something u can lean back in ur chair, say "hah,
checkmate" to an empty room then just move a chess piece randomly
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the "wisdom of the crowd" effect says that if you ask a lot of people to estimate a number (how tall is the eiffel tower?), then average it, you'll be pretty close.
i hear you asking, and yes: this also works on SSH private keys
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[extremely cyberpunk voice] there’s only one law in Night City. SLEEP. it’s always night time in Night City, only the most REFRESHED survive. get 8 hours sleep, if you can handle it
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communication is hard. there's so much nuance! that's why me and my factorio discord have invented a simple, json based protocol t
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"the stereotype that all rust programmers are catboys is harmful to the language"
the language:
Mommy's here to support you when running cargo~ ❤️
Just `cargo install cargo-mommy` and she'll take care of you~ ❤️
You can set CARGO_MOMMYS_LITTLE in your environment to any affectionate term you want, and be mommy's little boy or mommy's little kitten~ ❤️
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i thought security research would be like lab coats and calls from the president, but it's actually a LOT more like reinstalling vmware tools than you'd think
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me as a kid: computer didn't like that lmao
me in uni: computers do not "like" things you blathering dolt, an exception has been raised
me now: computer didn't like that lmao
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a lotta people try to hack like this, big mistake.
what you actually wanna do is hack more like this
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oh ur really gonna tell me u play chess when u don't even know how to move the giraffes
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game of the year 2022 for me would definitely have to be Visual Studio Code. loved the level design, modding support, and really impressed that they got Timothée Chalamet to play the navbar. rly looking forward to microsoft adding ranked matchmaking in 2023
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lotta people in tech for the money these days, back in my day we just did it bc we loved yaml
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this person has been finding similar airline booking reference security problems to me, but they started in 2000, when i was learning to read
"Record locators" as "passwords" (not) for airline reservations (PNRs) are not a new or previously-unknown vulnerability. It could be fixed, but hasn't been yet. Governments have also known about it -- and have also chosen not to do anything:
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