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My total was $129 at target and my kid was like “I can put this back” lmao GIRL $1.29 for your snickers bar isn’t gonna fix this 😂
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It’s 2018 & we’re not shaming anyone for plastic surgery. If you got the money for new tits, get ya new tits! 🙌🏻🗣🗣🗣🗣
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Update: we were going to take her off life support today but she’s trying so hard to breathe on her own so the dr will NOT be taking her off life support, thank you ALLL for your prayers!
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And for anyone who is curious about her and why she’s in the hospital, Helena was diagnosed with DIPG, brain cancer. Most children don’t make it past 6 months and we’re close to a YEAR! My niece is fierce, I believe her will to live is stronger than this tumor.
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Just wanna add that she was told to get whatever she needed and she did! She just has a big heart and wanted to make sure I’m good! We’re good and we both got snacks 💛
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This is exactly what it’s like to date someone who’s depressed. If you’re not cut out for it PLEASE walk away before you become important.
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I don’t have words. Every parent needs to watch this. Our babies NEED us. I’m so sorry 😭
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Follow the business too 💛 @ sweets_ave on IG (yes she helps me sometimes 😂)
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Helena’s mama is in the hospital reading all of your beautiful comments ♥️ thank you all for giving my niece a moment of your time. You guys don’t know how much it means to us knowing she’s touched all of your hearts! I can’t respond to all of you but know it makes us stronger!
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@Vivi_Nana_
Cute but also she threw in shoes, bathing suits, shorts, hair treatments 😂 she went off. It’s ok though, I told her she could
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I’ll be 50 on twitter posting pics of my grand kids for grama twitter lol mind ya biz
Yall really be over 22 and still be on Twitter 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
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Before Laney turned 1 she had pneumonia, dr said I was lucky I brought her in bc her lungs were filled, I could have lost my baby. Her meds were $210 bc her insurance somehow didn’t go through. I had $87 & a huge lump in my throat.
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Excuse me can I have the link to this pan
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Unpopular opinion: YOU had a baby, not your friends. They are allowed to live their lives & they don’t have to invite you anywhere or obsess over your child.
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I haven’t stopped giving since. I help everyone. From strangers online expressing a need or stress, to those around me. I never will. That man helped me heal my child & I owe the universe everything until the day I die for putting him in that line at the pharmacy
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@TorriNichelle
@Skletch
The way I see it, weddings are SO expensive. Imagine having to pay for extra plates per child, and they don’t eat? Also they’re running everywhere and it’s supposed to be a really intimate thing. I think it depends on the venue but halls are a no for me.
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I’m really curious.. those of you who don’t vaccinate.. you guys aren’t scared??? I’m scared and my kid has all her shots. Ya’ll STILL won’t vaccinate?
NEW pics of the 5 month old Emma Peine, the St. Clair County baby who's the 1st confirmed case of measles in Alabama---heartbreaking to see the effects here. Pics courtesy her mom, Audrey Peine
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This is my lil fam BTW. We’re all sisters, except for the LO, that’s my daughter 💛 our Target queen is all the way to the right
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I asked the pharmacist which ones were the most important, and said that I’d be back later for the rest (I was going to ask my sister to lend me money). But the man behind me heard me & stepped up and placed the money on the counter. He grabbed Laney’s hand and said
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“You feel better pretty girl” and got back in line. Man I cried like a little girl and the woman behind him came to rub my shoulder.
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It’s 2018. She said it’s Ma’am so it’s mother fucking ma’am.
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No offense but my desserts going viral would actually suck
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@ariixraiin
Last night I told her it was okay if she was ready to go, and this morning she fought harder than ever to stay with us. This is also how I feel, I hate seeing her suffer but cheering her on anyway 🥺
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@goldendrip___
@IrisMoniquee
@smokaaaaaay
@GucciLaTHUG
@Suave_young50
@Chayyslayys
1 year changes me drastically sooooooo
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Just decided I need to take my boyfriend grocery shopping to make sure he doesn’t do this. Imagine marrying someone and then finding out they put the bread in the cart next to everything else????????
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Can you bitches PLEASE stop introducing your kids to every single guy you meet??? Like DAMN. Have some respect for your children!!
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Ya’ll ever need a break from mom life but you don’t want someone to take your child off your hands because you miss them & it makes you feel guilty? Bc same.
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She said “Succulents with rustic vibes” not a problem 👏🏻 @ sweets_ave on IG💛
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@jeana__murphy
@thesweetesst
Can we start a thread of us painting our nurseries??? Man I felt like the worlds greatest mom with my bump painting her room 😭
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@CheechieOwens
@YoungEmmetBrown
@VH1PNUT___
You’re not gonna blame me for the dummy I made a baby with lmfao respect me 😂😂
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@4_stephshuggs
@alexaknierim
@keykeylovee
That sucks, come to Cali. You just flirt & you drink all night for free 😂
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Honestly I’d rather touch a hot pan than go to target in pacoima
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Not sure why I was so afraid of stickless cake balls! Putting these in my family’s Easter baskets but maybe next year I’ll sell these in cartons 💕🐰
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@TorriNichelle
@Skletch
I took my kid to church once too.. lmao Issa no for the ceremony too
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I envy the mamas who aren’t depressed. The ones who always take their kids to the park, zoos, playgrounds, and out for walks. I can’t do that without feeling exhausted after like 10 mins, or without coming home to a headache that lasts days. You guys are amazing.
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@alyxxnotalex
@hailreynita
@YungGotThejuice
@rlattx
@JADEE3000
Literally me. I was HYPED and now I’m like 💀💀💀
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Life is short. Show up for as much as you can. Take all the pictures. Every day is a gift, make each one count.
#TeamHelena
all the way from down here baby girl, I’ll miss you always.
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Okay guys! I decided I’m doing 2 give aways. One for infants, and one for big kids. Comment a number 1-500, RT this & follow me (so I can DM you). I’ll message the 2 winners on 12/08. Good luck & happy holidays ✨
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Is it weird that I didn’t feel attached to my child while I was pregnant? Like I just knew I was gonna have a baby, so I prepared and that was all. Wasn’t until AFTER I met her that I became really sensitive and stuff
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I used to be terrrrified of round cake orders. Slowly getting past it 💛
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Our landlord raised our rent 10% AGAIN and I let her know we’re moving and she wants to know why bc she loves us and doesn’t want us to leave. Ma’am. Why do u think 😂
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Men wanna be fuck buddies so bad until you show them what a fuck buddy is and all of a sudden “I’m not just a piece of meat” lmao what the fuck this is what you asked for 🤯
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The dr is NOT taking my niece off life support today. My niece is the strongest person I’ve ever met. She’s not going down without a fight ♥️
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All this is ONE year lmao what the fuck talk about mentally unstable
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Filed taxes on the 9th, and they were already deposited. Is it me or that’s fast as fuck? Anyway, brb gonna go buy that robot that sweeps & mops
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It’s trashy to trash talk your bd on the TL. Grow up, be the bigger parent. Put your mom pants on and figure shit out for your children. Protect your motherhood at all costs. Drag me.
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If you can’t get over something someone does to you, let the whole relationship go. It only makes you crazy.
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I have sex so I can orgasm, not to make a baby, Kaitlyn
No one is forcing you to have a baby by banning abortion. You force that decision on yourself the moment you decide to have sex. If you can't close your legs, then close your mouth, because you don't get to murder people because you're irresponsible.
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S/O to all the small businesses & vendors that went the fuck OFFFFFFF today! We really said we have dreams to chase, kids to feed, and bills to pay & DID THE DAMN THING.
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We can be ex friends, be at bad terms, go 6 years without talking but i'll never say no. I'm always a call away. 3 am or 3pm.
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@God_of_Bryson
@LondynnMilan
She said she’s rather do her make up than cater to a man at 22 years old. Did you read the tweet?
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So what are your toddlers up to??? Mine put herself to bed 🙃🙃 feel free to drop links for toddler beds LMAO
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If you fail to do this, nudes are cancelled!
Nude etiquette is a must. If your girl sends you a nude, you have to act like you've never seen a naked girl before & add at least 7 emojis
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I don’t support all women, some of you bitches are dumb
Caitlyn Jenner: "I am for a woman's right to choose. I am also for a state having the ability to make their own laws. So, I support Texas in that decision."
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If you’re not ready for a relationship don’t fuck with anybody. Don’t date the same person more than once, don’t sleep with that person, don’t text them all day and create a habit out of things. Stay alone bro since you’re sooooooo not ready for commitment
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Can you hoes stop treating the good men like shit??? Nothing makes me more mad than a girl who cheats on GOOD guys.. like do ya’ll know they’re close to extinction? Like wyd???
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You guys ever been SO fucking disappointed in someone you just can’t keep them in your life anymore? Cause fucking same 🚮
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I am grounded but I am not humble. Why should I have to water myself down or lower my voice to make others feel comfortable with their lack of confidence, drive, or passion? I remember wanting to learn to be humble, what the fuck was I thinking
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Hard pill to swallow: you’re not that important. People will move on with or without you and you will very rarely have control of others.
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I can’t breathe, I’m shaking. I can’t believe I sold 60 arrangements in 32 minutes. Thank you God.
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Only thing worse than a Deadbeat dad is a deadbeat mom lmao how do you give life to a little human and chose men/drugs etc over them? They are literally you & you are a piece of shit if you leave your kids
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Not my grandma making me sneak gifts through the window on Christmas Eve bc extra guests showed up LMAOOOOO
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@in_valid_userr
@bbycakesjj
@moneemar
@thenewyorkina
Dont need to, Trader Joe’s sells those and they smack
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