Malorie
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ICE are gun wielding Nazi psychopaths who are a danger to every American
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I’m supposed to go out tonight and be social but I’d really prefer to rot in bed and binge watch a show or clean and listen to my audiobook. Am I getting old? 🙃😂
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Funny how people celebrate being a chapter when they were just a footnote
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My gym texted me and asked where I’ve been and if I’ve been okay 🙃 lol time to get back into it
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Stress level on almost bought a pack of Marb Lights on my lunch break
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Who needs a birkin when you have a slice of buttered bread???
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"More people would like you if you toned it down a notch and made a greater effort to fit in." Me:
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Starting Below Deck from season 1 again is the best decision I’ve made in a long time
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Both my mom and sister are Scorpios and I’m an Aquarius, which means I’m constantly stressed and emotionally audited like it’s tax season 🙃😂
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Levi randomly screaming “MUSTAAAAARD” in the car is sending me
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Wtf this gotta do with me?
RAP FACT: The pufferfish can inflate up to roughly three times its normal size for self-defense
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As a person who loves sleep, I can honestly say it does NOT get any easier waking up for the gym at 4:30am 😭😂
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