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i like how you have every direction of nose here
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using a tumblr screenshot when you're admin for one of the oldest teams in the nhl is diva behaviour
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obsessed with how they seem stupider with every quote
Arizona Coyotes' Dylan Guenther and teammate Jack McBain had their water turned off this week after they did not pay their utility bill.
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respectfully, and i do love the energy you're putting into the universe, what the hell is this
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the millisecond of seth jarvis imitating the crucifixion is just the cherry on top
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get him out of the rink he needs a ring light and a tiktok account STAT
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how do you expect me to feel normal about sidney crosby vs the passage of time when we have the quote "it's not sunset time just yet, but it's getting to be late in the afternoon"
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if sidney crosby looked me in the eye and said "you fucked up" like that i would literally just have to make sure my family tree ended with me. it's over pal
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woah??? i didn't know he had fair maiden moves like that .. temptress
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for this st patrick's can we PLEASE bring back the poorly irish-ified surnames. o'tkachuk was so fucking ridiculous i laughed so hard i felt nauseous
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i have to say the most poignant thing about this whole situation was seeing travis dermott say he'd shed tears over this topic. like it completely winded me. kind of woke me up to the fact that there are people who genuinely care simply out of the goodness of their hearts
NHL statement on symbolic tape in support of social causes.
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once he starts climbing that plexiglass he is no longer my fwb he is a threat to my wellbeing ... UNHAND ME
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if anyone ever, even for a millisecond, cradled my face in their hand and studied me with such raw desire as this i would just say hey let's ditch this professional hockey game so you can ravish me IMMEDIATELY
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bedard on here is crazy imagine being the new trainee and your boss sends you to a national conference without asking you first
Reppin' the West. 💫
Here are the Western Conference players named to the 2024
#NHLAllStar
Weekend.
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autism be damned my boy can play hockey
Fun fact: Sidney Crosby is currently the only active player in the NHL with 100+ points against at least three franchises (Flyers, Islanders, and Rangers).
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he always looks like he's about to tell me i'm watching disney channel
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having a crush on sidney crosby is about as wild as saying you like cheddar cheese it's like easily the most default option available
sidney being “an interesting take” compared to vince is funny as hell
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ah yes quinn hughes, the perfect leader for a united ireland
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no bc like credit where credit is due i may not like him but it's rare to see such an authentic and genuine slut
there’s people on hockeytwt that don’t know about this picture or the Others… wow.
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this is how i feel when i'm reading a book and they mention the first quarter of the hockey game is over like i won't notice that shit
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that bigass head reflecting the sunlight ... he literally lights up the room ❤️
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you ever see a pic of sid where he looks so fine that you're like oh i get why geno is Like That about him
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as the younger sibling who gets sincerely wound up and shouts while my older sibling laughs and ignores it ... oh my god
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if you unfocus your eyes slightly they all have the exact same face
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a hockey player could look like he has jaundice and some of you would still make him your lockscreen and make thirst tweets about him i have to admire the grindset
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if you showed me this gif and i had no prior knowledge of hockey or who they were i would just assume this was a politician very much in love with his advisor who he's married to
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i am trying so so so so hard to be normal about this and failing so embarrassingly
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amazing how this bit can be recycled endlessly and it still cracks me up every time like yeah i am gonna watch the whole thing and yeah i am gonna point and laugh
Happy “Corey Perry walk of shame” Anniversary to those who celebrate
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like ...
not arguing w a man who has a mustache. whatever u say love of my life
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"you guys infantilise players" that man cannot say the word encyclopaedia i promise you i am not the problem here
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if i was a player and my team got 3 hattrickss in a game i'm kissing everyone in that locker room with tongue
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sidney crosby during the national anthem
she had to stop writing for a second to serve face
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do you know how close you have to be with your neurodivergent friend to be able to fuck with them like this without fearing for your life
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absolutely devastated for her bc i know they looked incredible at home in the mirror with neutral indoor lighting 💔
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dumping jamie drysdale into the flyers ecosystem is insane btw that baby faced otter lookalike could never be rat bastard feral like tk
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once again the nhl proves that they have done nothing to grow the game and it was actually the ao3 girlies all along
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sid skipping the literal eclipse for his pre-game nap while geno texts him live updates as he stares directly at it without glasses
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matt rempe revealing he is not actually being peer pressured into goonery this is actually just the way he is
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i think we all know the answer is PRISON, sportsnet
As trade rumours intensify, where do you think Patrick Kane will end up by trade deadline? 🤔
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this video is one of those weird reminders that there are remarkable stories of people loving each other everywhere in the world and we only get to know so few
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there's a lot happening at the moment but all i can really think about is the fact that the players involved were allowed 5 years and 7 months of their lives without scrutiny or punishment and how that is far too fucking long. may they all rot and never get to touch the ice again
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espn+ ad on loop is kind of how i imagine the torture method that's just water dripping on your head for hours . i'm losing my mind
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he makes goalkeeping a performance art and that is why he went 1st overall
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obsessed with everyone else on the team talking about how they resent offisides or wtv and then this little freak comes out with "i want contractually mandated friendship time"
I asked Penguins players what rule they'd change in the NHL for this Survey Says.
Some players had some good ideas. Others were a little ... goofy.
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completely insane thing to say. one thing about geno and tanger they're going to have some weird hateful psychosexual drama going on
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i'll frequently be minding my own business and then remember how wild this was like .. literally a visual love letter
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i feel winded reading this bc we are bearing witness to an astonishing career that will be talked about for decades and i'm busy making jokes about how this man makes banana bread to decompress
Players with 19-consecutive point-per-game seasons in NHL history:
•Wayne Gretzky
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That's it. That's the list.
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my heart goes out to that man. i can't even imagine how traumatic it must be to be involved in such a tragic accident and have to then endure this
Man arrested on suspicion of manslaughter after death of Nottingham Panthers ice hockey player Adam Johnson
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not to get weird on main but busted up sidney crosby does it for me
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having a healthy sleep schedule and being an international nhl fan
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co-captains ... i've never seen nepo babies nepo baby like this before
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the grey hair and the cut cheek ... cut my mic i'm about to say the most vulgar things you've ever heard oh my
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the colours would overwhelm his complexion completely what are they thinking????
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captain ocd vs mormon stare rookie
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i don't think she's like a crazy stalker or anything but imagine having to watch your close beloved friend act this way omg id have to sit her down and say babe ... what's this really about
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holy shit seeing him in an article of clothing that isn't a complete neutral is like seeing a shooting star he looks incredible
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i love this pic i feel like he's invited me into his gay lair and he's about to call my style "tragic" and cajole me into letting him give me a pure diva makeover
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imagine marrying a rich athlete and the payoff is you having to stand in the middle of a street and record him while he zooms by on his fucking scooter like a nerd
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suffer
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you're telling me i've been wading through hundreds of devastated tweets about this man getting traded away from his gay lover and he's NOT USING PRIDE TAPE? i'm sick of hearing about that little fruit. enough.
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blaming homophobia on religious beliefs is OLD can we start coming up with better excuses i promise you if i saw a player declined to wear a pride jersey and his reasoning was "well i lost a fistfight to a gay guy once" id be way more inclined to go yeah alright that's fair
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the blackhawks are rotten from the inside out i don't care how long ago they covered up the abuse of their players to protect their playoff run. that is not the kind of thing you can reform and the nhl should not be comfortable sending freshly 18 year olds to that fucking team
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"your favourite player has probably seen your tweets" well which ones ... the ones where i call him an old lesbian or the ones where i call him an overgrown whorish twunk? quickly
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my team may be old as shit but you cannot criticise the hairlines in this video and that counts for a lot
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a big incentive to watch women's hockey is that you get to see their braids and ponytails swishing around and it makes everything 10x cooler
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one thing about tanger he will never look back on his youth and think "i should have been at the club 💔" because he was. he was very much at the club
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hockey twt: i can't believe that girl is putting up stories asking rempe to date her and he keeps saying no she needs to leave him alone. in a much normaler and totally not also weird fashion i too will dm him DEMANDING he block her!
people irl: hey man what's up
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why does he look like he wants someone to match his nasty
On this night 15 years ago, I was able - through sheer dumb luck - to take this terrible but amazing photo with a BlackBerry Pearl:
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pov ur suffering a medical emergency and the pens DO NOT help you
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i know he's gone but at least we have the kappy-cam pics and know that's how kappy saw the team. and we'll always know that they all looked so full of love when they saw him behind the camera 🥲
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i consider myself a nice person but omg the laugh i let out ,. peepaw took a fall
Scary moment at the end of practice. Patrick Kane just slipped and took a minute to get up, but he’s skating around now and looks to be OK.
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tears in my eyes THE LOVE OF IT ALL!!!
When
@emalkin71geno
was growing up in Magnitogorsk, Russia, he wrote an essay titled ‘My Dream': "My greatest dream is to become a famous hockey player, to play well, and be written about in the newspaper."
Dream achieved... and much more.
Full story:
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