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This song is so crack I can’t even listen to it while driving because I start involuntarily moving the steering wheel left and right to the rhythm of the song
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No matter how much of a loser you think you are remember that there are thousands of “people” who unironically watch stuff like this
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I check my DM requests every day hoping to find a message from a green-eyed hijabi neurosurgeon offering herself to me for marriage but instead I just get shit like this
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Ibrahim al-Kahlout: 'I remember once we were sitting at home, and my mother was next to my brother, Huthaifa, proudly telling him about how her female friends admired him, his eloquent speeches, the power of his words, and how proud they were of him. I saw annoyance on his face,
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Melbourne 🇦🇺 One of my favourite cities so far. Very cool ambiance and everyone is nice and looks young and healthy. I might start spending my winters here
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There’s no virtue in resisting a sin that you never actually had the opportunity to commit. Al-Ghazali speaks about this
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I always find it a little funny to see unattractive muslim guys brag and act virtuous for remaining chaste and not messing with girls. My nigga, you’re 5’6 and obese, you never had a choice
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In Singapore they have vending machines everywhere selling fresh juice made on the spot, in America they drink “Sunny D”
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Singapore 🇸🇬 What a masterpiece. Has to be the most well-designed/planned city in the world, I can’t believe people live here
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Kuffar be debating eachother on if the max bodycount for the girl they marry should be 5 or if it should be 10 meanwhile if I suspect a woman has held hands with another man before it’s physically impossible for me to feel any attraction to her #uncorruptedfitrah
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The latest public IQ test is unironically believing the “Epstein is currently playing fortnite we found his account and they’re trying to cover it up” Many are failing
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No words can adequately convey the beautiful things currently taking place in my mouth
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