madison (top 0.1% on sudoku)
@madsmotionless
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hot, smart, funny, accounting. yes I am actually good at sudoku
Tennessee
Joined April 2012
But sandwiches were invented in the 1700s??
Dick Van Dyke is turning 100 years old. He was born before sliced bread was invented in 1928.
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Onion rings and boobs and also a couple beers
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is this true?? @wobblymami
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just dropped to me knee
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Type of bookstore I’d ask what their suicide policy was
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GIVEAWAY TIME! In the spirit of the holidays I want to share my love and gratitude with all of you. I will be giving away a brand new KitchenAid Artisan 4.5 quart stand mixer (any color) with all the standard attachments. To enter, all you need to do is tag or just tell me in
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If you used one of these when you were 16, don’t worry about microplastics
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Scrolling the legos retired sets crying about what I could of had if I had money
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House trying out a new nickname:
hi everyone i'm home
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me when i discover a good tv show that came out 12 years ago with 9 seasons
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Jonathan Bailey and Cynthia Erivo shot by Wonderland Magazine’s JUANKR.
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hey @warnerbros I have $25, a free hot coffee coupon, and some xanax final offer
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Social media is so crazy like what do you mean I tweet about getting dicked down by bowling guy and now have a 15% off link for gaming chairs for my followers??
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