Most people when they get shot:

Lol im such a gassy human being 😂

Can Wing Gundam wiggle their ears question mark

the magician who stole Christmas! #東方Project

last christmas I had no presence or close friends anywhere which is why im glad I get to spend this christmas with my family and my girlfriend and my oomfs i wuv u all

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hehehe merry christmas everyone

美樹さやかが予告から満身創痍な件 #まどマギ

🥰🥰🥰 #ちるるっ娘　#こまどーる

Sigh... Ive never been inappropriately touched before in my life...

I hope santa will bless my hb with vials of estrogen and ozempic this year he rlly needs this

Monsterやべぇえ！！ 飲むだけで白人になっちゃったよ！！ これだったらAgarthaに入ることができるんだ！すごい！

when my wife tries divorcing me but I just wrote my name as "tung tung tung sahur" on the divorce papers before theyre finalized

表裏一体🎀❄️

What the hell did my drink just call me

what if WE all got our dads a shirt that said "this account is a safe space for woke lolicons" for christmas

廻天さやかちゃん妄想イラスト

ドろはちゃん

Oh my god I just realized😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

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