Madelyn
@madelynfugate
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Take a shot every time they make a virgin joke. Just kidding. Don’t do that. You will die. #thebachelor 🌹
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THE ONLY REASON TO VOTE FOR A DEMOCRAT IS IF YOU’RE TIRED OF WINNING!
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I just ate 2 pints of ice cream and then got mad at Catherine for buying them in the first place.
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😭😭😭😂 twigs mcskinny
I’m sorry, did twigs mcskinny just call the human hulk a “nerd”? #thebachelor
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This Is Us makes me want to put my husband and my dad in a bubble and never let anything ever happen to them 😭😩
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“Gee, I wish the game would come back on so I can go get a snack” Me watching the #SuperBowlLll
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Beautiful weather all over our great country, a perfect day for all Women to March. Get out there now to celebrate the historic milestones and unprecedented economic success and wealth creation that has taken place over the last 12 months. Lowest female unemployment in 18 years!
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As our Country rapidly grows stronger and smarter, I want to wish all of my friends, supporters, enemies, haters, and even the very dishonest Fake News Media, a Happy and Healthy New Year. 2018 will be a great year for America!
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This sounds familiar 😒🙄😂
I told Catherine I was tired. She rolled her eyes. I told her she didn’t know how exhausting it was being married to a pregnant woman. I’ve woken Wratherine. Tell Samuel I loved him.
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I️ really need @drpepper to start selling caffeine free in Louisville 😩 this preggo NEEDS some
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Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!
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Please be reminded this #NationalMammographyDay that not a single Planned Parenthood clinic offers mammograms.
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I like Cheesecake Factory but I wish they had more items on their menu.
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**SERIOUS QUESTION** what do people who hate Big Red drink when they go to White Castle 🤔
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