My dad a week ago: “all lives matter, cops are good” My dad today: -attended a BLM rally -helped make signs -signed petitions -confronting racist relatives -criticizing Trump and is “disgusted” by him Love my dad so much. Conversations and education matter🖤

Wake me up when we finally have a fat Bachelor/Bachelorette 🥱

Everyone I know is getting married or having kids but I’m traveling the world- currently in KOREA 🇰🇷🩵🩷

I want to get so drunk I wake up bald

my cat when I catch her licking herself

This women’s education conference I’m at empowered me to piss as loud and forcefully as possible in the public bathroom 💪🏻💖

Thoughts and prayers for those billionaire idiots getting slapped around by the orca queens

Other than the stellar acting, season 6 of Black Mirror is so disappointing

Had a spicy dream about Timmy C and now I’m in love with him :/ I can’t keep getting away with this

Except The Blind Side (lying)

I’m a slut for a good sports movie

I had to explain to my bosses how a customer email that said “Say Less!!” was actually a compliment and they weren’t telling us to shut up

absolutely THRILLED I’ll be eating Korean corn dogs in Korea this summer 🤩🇰🇷✈️❤️💙

Just tried to rub his back in bed MY GOD HOW SWEATY CAN A BOY BE

I’m so excited for warm weather ☀️😌 (lying)

someone PLEASE take my ren fair virginity

me at the Starbucks drive thru today “omg I remember talking to you last week on Easter, how was your ham?” 😃

Do you think they called Salazar Slytherin “sal” for short?

I wish someone would take care of me for once

shout out to all the girls I wish I dated before I met my bf

Nothing brings me such immediate joy like a McGriddle