Glenno and Ruben
@mad6duck
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Songs, dog videos, and general silliness. The odd political retweet and occasional whinge at LNP shitf*ckery. Oh and Ruben was born tailless so don't ask
Yuin Country
Joined May 2012
We have a hilarious relationship. But when push comes to shove he's just 100% obedient cattledog ❤
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You've never met any of our politicians then......😂
Don't think I've ever met an Australian I didn't like. Super direct. Low threshold for bullshit. Can take a joke. Turns out that the prison island idea is pretty solid.
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😂 someone's "insider" is obviously a stubby short of a six pack 😂😂😂
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Forget the middle east our fucking strawberries are hell bent on world domination. 1st they're gunna overrun the backyard then it's outward 360° take over the whole continent, form an alliance with the kelp cross the Torres Strait and take over the rest of the planet 😬 but yum
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How many times have I thought this recently? Americans have more guns than brains obviously
Its amazing to watch a heavily armed populace of 350 million people sit back and do nothing while 400 evil, greedy pieces of shit destroy everything.
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A few centuries back in Pommyland there was this geezer called Guy Fawkes................
@AlboMP When was the last time you spoke to an average Australian and not a focus group, the Zionist lobby or your donors? You don’t take our calls or emails so don’t pretend that you’re listening. You are more out of touch than ScoMo & that’s really saying something.
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Guitar with no Arthur in fingers and thumb too ..but we'll never know eh? Now with all this shit and the world run by fkn paedophile Zionist bloody monsters with no justice in sight a bloke'd end up a bit suicidal....but one Ruben cuddle and ya wouldn't be dead for quids. 🙄
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Can deliver some HILARIOUS symptoms...here....have some parasthesia all down yer left arm with nerve pain for dessert...go on...get it in ya it'll take yer mind off the buggered shoulder joints with the AC yelling at ya constantly. I got a suspicion I'd play better golf and
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....I could go on but yas get the picture....now I'm only 67 but my fkn body's decided it's that fkn car. Foot arthritis is no fun but the gouty ankle is just ridiculous pain. Arthritic knees don't work well either under crumbling hip joints....now upper vertebrae with arthritis
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Ya know those times in life where yer car's basically fkd but yer still driving it coz ya can't afford another one.....rings getting a bit iffy blowin' smoke, power steering gradually shitting itself, brakes ....what brakes? 😂 bloody rust, and then the gearbox starts playing up
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🤣🤣🤣 I have a suspicion our Rob here is one of the funniest people on the planet....
Perhaps the best option is for the Nationals to form a coalition with One Nation. One National Nation. That would rattle Albanese to the core and give us the best chance of knocking Labor off the perch.
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Gunna be a long non rest Rob 🤣 ....Rob does a lot of funny posts like this. My Ruben does turds smarter than Rob 🤣🤣🤣
I won't rest until Albanese and Andrews receive custodial sentences.
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Weird ain't it? In an AI world anything we see or hear on a screen can't be trusted. So easy to fake anything now that words like fact and truth are obsolete regarding anything on the internet. Only apply in real life not on a screen. Strange world
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...well that one ain't....but are women okay? Yeah it's gotten silly hasn't it ...maybe we should ask if humans are ok and just leave gender out of it?
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How can we afford to squander billions on the US when our own citizens are homeless, have no dental care, are struggling to survive on inadequate benefits @AlboMP ? Where have your Labor values gone?
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My sweet boy. Butter wouldn't melt in his mouth right? When we have visitors he gets locked in a bedroom. He'll sneak around and nip ya when I'm not looking just to remind ya who's place this is. Doesn't draw blood leaves no mark for the cops and HURTS LIKE FUCK! Cattledogs 🤣
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Great news! I've just been nominated as Procrastinator of the year! Now i have to go to the procrastination conference ...but it's a cvnt coz they keep postponing it.....🙄
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We're in Hans Christian Anderson territory now aren't we.....so will some bastard kindly stand up and tell the stupid Yanks their emperor is starkers? ...no? ...what's that?.... More fun this way eh? Ok then ...as you were everybody 🙄
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