There was me thinking NFP stands for Not (my) Fucking Problem..

Hey @grok can you estimate what my IQ is from my X posts.

Probably gonna regret posting this but did it my way without any sizeable single names exposure

Hey @grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile in the last 3 years? It doesnt need to be a mutual, don’t tag them, just say who it was using handle without the @ sign.

You just can’t take yourself too seriously

Guess it’s not gonna be WW3 this week

This is my quant

Current negotiations cannot be in good faith as both sides are continuing to fight with high intensity. The Israeli side wants regime change despite now denying it and this aligns with their target selection, the Iranian side wants to see the Israelis let up first before pursuing

Apparently #1 has been liquidated

good to know the USD still gets haven bid during geopolitical chaos

Guess who was buying ZB puts into the close 🤭

What if we get a tiny gap 🤭

Did she just say the US employment rate is at record lows 🤭

Are you not entertained?

Is this considered bad form?

Look at how resilient gold is, hate to sound like a gold bug but I think it’s about to be freed

Is capitalism over yet? Asking for a friend

So let me get this straight @elonmusk spent a few hundred million to lose a few hundred billion..

Gold in Rubles going down, think this rally sticks in risk

We’ve been operantly conditioned to buy dips very quickly and aggressively by policymakers leading up to now. The fact that as of now there are no signs of relenting on the part of the Trump administration implies that the status quo has changed. People are trying to front run