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Father John Zesty

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Father John Zesty
4 years
doin NFTs.
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@TIME
TIME
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Introducing TIME's list of the best podcasts of all time: 100 podcasts that shaped the genre and pushed it forward
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Father John Zesty
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RT @IlhanMN: Omg.
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I don’t care, man. Ozzy fuckin rules.
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*Any nuanced conversation*. Freddy6376 on YT: “Haters gonna hate”.
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Father John Zesty
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I’ve heard a few people I respect refer to RFK as “handsome” and my first question is always “how much is the worm paying you??”.
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Father John Zesty
2 days
wtf man chill out.
@ProFootballTalk
ProFootballTalk
2 days
Micah Parsons showed up for camp. He shouldn't have. And if Jerry Jones won't pay him what he should, Parsons should leave.
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Father John Zesty
2 days
Thank you.
@IAmSteveHarvey
Steve Harvey
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Keep going because that person in heaven would never want u to quit 🙏🏽🕊️.
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Father John Zesty
2 days
Wait, what do you think an interior offensive lineman is?.
@ESPNNFL
NFL on ESPN
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Right tackle Zach Tom and the Packers have reached agreement on a four-year, $88 million extension, sources told ESPN. Tom received a $30.2 million signing bonus, the largest in NFL history for an interior offensive lineman.
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@OrlandoMagic
Orlando Magic
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We have signed center Orlando Robinson to a two-way contract.
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Father John Zesty
3 days
let’s freaking go.
@DLLS_Mavs
DLLS Mavs
3 days
Going live NOW with @machinesports to talk more about his time at the Mavs (how great it was to work with Bobby) and the trade, etc. Plus, what's the Mavs' last move of the offseason gonna be?.
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Father John Zesty
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Gotta believe that CBS saw the incoming competition from @CirqueDuSirois and wanted no part of that juggernaut. I’m sorry, Stephen.
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Father John Zesty
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Bob and Earl put out the Harlem Shuffle in 1963 and I’m assuming everyone skipped work for like 4 months.
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Father John Zesty
5 days
Looks like a golf ball.
@ArnettRick
Rick Arnett
8 days
Anyone have a flying rock (or something else) cause this type of windshield damage? It’s about 4” in diameter. 😳#cars #windshield
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Father John Zesty
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RT @ArmandDoma: “ENIGMAS NEVER AGE” is such a wild thing to say to your PEDOPHILE BESTIE.
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Father John Zesty
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Swear to god I’m about to become a soccer guy.
@BNKonFOX
Big Noon Kickoff
6 days
The Big Noon Kickoff crew just got bigger 🔥🏈. Welcome aboard, @stoolpresidente 🫡. More details:
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Father John Zesty
9 days
Bump.
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Father John Zesty
9 days
If any bros over 35yo wanna hoop tomorrow afternoon at 530 in East Dallas hmu. I will require a detailed breakdown of your most recent Taco Bell order.
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Father John Zesty
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If any bros over 35yo wanna hoop tomorrow afternoon at 530 in East Dallas hmu. I will require a detailed breakdown of your most recent Taco Bell order.
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Father John Zesty
10 days
I wouldn’t.
@YahooSports
Yahoo Sports
10 days
UNO is being added as a table game to casinos in Las Vegas 👀. (via Las Vegas Review-Journal)
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Father John Zesty
10 days
It should be mandatory that employees have separate bathrooms than clientele
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