The Patriots are going to the Super Bowl and I’m going to be insufferable about it

There’s a realization somewhere in the part where I take a care home alone with aux control and immediately play Olivia Rodrigo

I said hello to my Waymo tonight and that’s the ultimate example of late stage capitalism

~20% of the season played and the Bruins are T-5th most points in the league (sure with a couple extra GP) - thus far this is like an all-time overperformance based on preseason expectations that I can remember

Jack Black cameo in Community is criminally underrated and completely unprovoked

The 90m uber ride to jfk in a tesla with a driver who can’t drive and full traffic is surely one of hell’s circles

I’m just happy we as taxpayers get the privilege of watching elected officials argue on twitter in public with each other like they are commenters on a 2006 Internet forum as opposed to, ya know, doing literally anything else

Developing take: is vampire weekend the first and only band that qualifies as “post-yacht rock”

81 points in an elimination game. Still thinking about how fucking embarrassing that is. Despicable. Unjustifiable. That’s so comically bad for a team that (I thought) was basically the best in the league

The Celtics are like my 3rd/4th preferred team at best and I’m kind fucking sad about that loss yesterday and I think it’s mostly based on the fact that they played such an embarrassing and tragic game that the scale of my sadness was multiplied

I have a ticket to Knuckle Puck Sunday, May 18th in Boston that I will give away for free to someone would would like it. Dm I’m me

The Shedeur thing has to be a coordinated effort by NFL teams to send a message right? Or are coaches scared of Deion? Can’t believe it

After years of thinking the patriots trade down too much this year I kind of hope for a trade down. Which of course means they will stay the course and pick at 4

The “Send Later” feature is one of my favorite recent additions. Makes life 3 hours behind your loved ones much more respectful

For years and years, I have (half) joked that I could run an NFL team at a competitive level in a strategic / assistant executive role. I know, after what I watched today in Foxborough, that I would be at least as good as what we are seeing. It’s embarrassing.

I just saw the Elon Wikipedia tweet and completely separate from any and every political opinion of his or mine, if you come for Wiki, you are my enemy. It is debatably the peak accomplishment of the internet. It is one of the greatest utilities of the 21st century. It’s free.

I personify the worst case scenario for the NBA. I always watch NBA Christmas games. The Celtics were playing. I watched maybe 5min of NBA basketball today, and almost entirely because the NFL was on, and I watched that instead. Both NFL games were uncompetitive. Didn’t matter.

The front bottoms are the crack of live music. It’s impossible to explain what makes them special but I literally cannot skip a chance to see them. Just makes me feel things in a different way than most other music

Freddie Freeman was already a HOFer but that walk off will be the play the show first on his induction day

The Johnny Gaudreau news kind of hitting me like a freight train. Been following that man since we were both in college. Something special in the energy he brought to the game. RIP Johnny Hockey