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Laura Wheatman Hill

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Making sure things make sense dramaturgically. I am the sitting Settlers of Catan Champion. Freelance writer. #binders

Joined June 2011
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Laura Wheatman Hill
11 months
So grateful to get to express my love of Lost with @thedailybeast @beastobsessed . Can't wait for people to get to see @gettinglostdoc.
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The Daily Beast
11 months
On the 20th anniversary of Flight 815—and with a new documentary, “Getting Lost,” coming out—a superfan explains why “Lost” was more than just a great, buzzy TV show.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
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I need to go to bed but my Internet is like:.Taylor.Taylor.THE HORRORS.Taylor.The Pitt.Taylor .HORROR.ER throwback.Football?.Taylor.
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People I got to break the Taylor engagement news to:.1. Group chat (normal).2. My therapist (ok. ).3. My kid after the first day of middle school where there's a phone ban (chef's kiss). Also my other kid but he was not impressed so he's not in the official count.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
16 days
RT @thedailybeast: The ‘Gilded Age’ has, arguably, the strongest cast of all time, especially their ladies, and the mothers were mothering….
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Bertha, we were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
16 days
Which ‘Gilded Age’ Character Is America’s Next Top Mother? via @thedailybeast.
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Bertha, we were rooting for you. We were all rooting for you.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
16 days
I see the vision. We're taking back the color orange. ❤️‍🔥.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
18 days
(watching Beauty and the Beast).Son (9): is that made by computers?.Me: the vast majority of this movie is hand drawn. S: (points to screen) That?! (I nod) Some people are SO talented. Down with robots.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
28 days
I don't know when it's a good time to test them. Night? No. Day? Also no.
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NBC News
29 days
The canned cocktail maker High Noon is warning customers that some of its vodka seltzers were accidentally labeled as Celsius energy drinks.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
29 days
One time I saw the real Elaine Stritch on the street. She had on a lil hat, ofc.
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share a piece of musical theatre lore about yourself
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Laura Wheatman Hill
29 days
I saw the pre-Broadway try-out of Wicked in SF, including the awful "Which Way's the Party" which became "Dancing through Life ".
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Laura Wheatman Hill
29 days
Looking at an old Playbill, I realized that I saw George Washington/Christopher Jackson's Broadway debut as the understudy for Simba. as Simba! Never whine about an understudy.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
1 month
Audiobooks and graphic novels are books and count as reading.
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2 months
what's an opinion on education that will have you like this?
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Laura Wheatman Hill
2 months
RT @thedailybeast: I was surprised to be so itchy with rage at an episode of ‘And Just Like That,’ writes Laura Wheatman Hill. https://t.c….
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One word: karaoke.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
2 months
I'm gonna need a Disney Original Movie of #thejimmyawards AND/OR a Theatre Camp-style mockumentary. WHO will make this happen for me? What's Kenny Ortega up to rn?.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
3 months
RT @thedailybeast: Trump went to ‘Les Misérables’ at the newly “non-woke” Kennedy Center and the internet had a field day. .
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Do you hear the people meme?
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Laura Wheatman Hill
3 months
Watching the @HamiltonMusical reunion at @TheTonyAwards:.My son: Do they usually wear all black? .Me: They usually wear all white but now they wear all black because democracy is dead. MS: What's democracy?. If you give a mouse a cookie. But yeah, I noted the black!.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
3 months
RT @FeldmanAdam: Your annual reminder that the Tonys are spelled just like that: the Tonys. No apostrophe. Just the Tonys. (The Tonys won b….
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Laura Wheatman Hill
3 months
Pry my em dash from my cold, poorly circulating but still human hands.
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pluuno
3 months
getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
3 months
I had a dream that I confronted my pilot and co-pilot before my upcoming flight and then led them in a simple role-play in order to increase our safety. #TheRehearsalHBO.
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Laura Wheatman Hill
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