uLunga Mkhwanazi
@lungadeon
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Pretoria, South Africa
Joined January 2012
The Louvre has been temporarily closed following a robbery that took place this morning.
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Unrelated but apparently Woolworths has had several incidents recently of people filling up trolleys to take pictures and then leaving without buying anything
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?????😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
That channel on dstv??????
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Home
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Why is the Cape Town marathon cancelled?
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I don’t even wish to speak.
Gatvol Lerato Nxumalo exposes the individuals who have since sent 'friend requests' to her husband Tobias Pettersson ever since his identity came to light.
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No ways 😭😭😭
This HR guy once bought me some good amount of beer, in the next morning he was holding a breathalyzer at the work place looking for me.
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My former team member died, they still unlocked his computer, exported his almost completed work, finished it up, sent it to the client. Know when to stop.
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I never had a year with this much thinking. I’ve been thinking since the 1st of January.
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i think abt this tweet at least twice a week
Sooo my grandpa ate half a quart of paint today thinking it was yogurt
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I broke both legs
Break a leg brother…❤️
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My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.
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fffffffffffffffffffuck that hoe.
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Just turned 30 with no kids and having a grand ole time 😂😂😂
Being 30 without any kids is crazy.
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Today was my graduation 🎓and I rocked the suit that @SizweDhlomo bought for me. Thank you so much, man❤️🙏🏾 May abundance never depart from your life. This day was special, but your gesture transformed it into an unforgettable milestone. Shout out to you, big king. Kea leboga🙌🏽
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