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was holding this sign all night and a kid maybe 10/11 gently touched my hand as they were leaving and said "i love your sign" and it damn near made me cry!!! that's what this is all for baby!!!
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ahh yes my favorite time of year, when my most prominent vocal stim becomes "ukko-pekka luukkonen".
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i'm literally beautiful thank you for reminding me.
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coming off of private so y'all will see this: take the fucking pride flag off of your logo if you're going to draft a transphobe.
Second round selection is in, Welcome to Minnesota, Britta!
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the kraken must be using the tria rink after the wild because the wild are practicing and some kraken men are. doing this?
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in a horrible shitty mood but i just remembered i have this very funny picture of connor dewar holding a loc of my hair so maybe im chilling now
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this might be one of the funniest things i ever read about a person and i'm so glad it's about joel
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jake middleton crashing into the glass and spilling a man's cocktail then skating into the locker room to get a $20 bill to buy the man a new drink. the people's player.
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i'm sure the TL will be normal when they zoom in and realize brock's name is on matt's cup
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they are signed stuffed fish thrown out to mostly children in a state that is well known for fishing. it isn't even done in a similar way to the fish tosses that happen in seattle you're referencing. i promise it is not that serious and is not an injustice to the kraken.
"I can't believe people are mad about fish plushies" . It's almost like Kraken creative team put so much thought and care into an ode to the city that they play that it became an integral part of their identity, but haha team new ig
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what sort of blackmail do the vegas golden knights have on the entirety of nhl referees to never get calls on them when they should???.
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supporting the minnesota frost this season with the nuance of wanting taylor heise and grace zumwinkle to be successful and wanting ken klee and kendall coyne-schofield to suck eggs.
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i took a tour of the xcel energy center today (as a part of my job) and here are the highlights! first up: the locker room
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minnesotans are so awesome it's 40 degrees out and i'm behind a guy in a convertible with the top down.
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the crowd was yelling SHOOOOOT and starting to boo and nordy's handler loud as fuck went HIT THE DRUM NORDY.
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actually insane behavior to scroll through my account and save pictures of me to make this tweet. hating fat people this much has to be a mental illness.
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let's be serious
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BAD #mnwild NEWS: Center Joel Eriksson Ek was injured in practice yesterday and has been placed on injured reserve. Must miss at least 7 days (next 4 games), but I hear he's going to be out a lot longer. Jakub Lauko will likely be activated off IR and replace him on roster.
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@hivemindassoc when you have enough bracket videos to do a bracket on them yβall can decide which one was the best.
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the way he made direct eye contact with me so i knew it was for me and even though he missed multiple times he Did Not Give Up on getting it to me π₯Ή.
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i feel like every clip i see of that babygirl movie has the exact same energy as this
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last thing i'm going to say and then i'm moving on. any man who wants to argue with me will now have to venmo me $10 to be allowed to speak
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if you're in a 100 mile radius of me right now plug your ears because i'm screaming
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if you told me this was from a new mlm hockey romance taking tiktok by storm i would believe you
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got to live out a dream and spend time with some of my favorite team. thank you @childrensmn & @mnwild for this unforgettable day <3
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can you believe me and my little rocks made men so mad.
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ahh yes a hockey game, the place where canonically there is a lot of class and respect.
@lunajanae13 Youβre at a hockey game, have some class you weirdo.
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if joel eriksson ek gets a hat trick im posting ass i'm not even joking.
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the zucc boldy rossi line is conceptually a great idea but they're all players that don't know when to be selfish and shoot the puck so they get down to the net and don't pull the trigger and it makes me want to rip my mf hair out.
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you said normal girls were boring but when i was the one starting the "ref you suck" chant after joel eriksson ek got cross checked in the back you were gone by the morning.
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i walk around my apartment saying his name like 100 times a day you'd think i was trying to conjure him up beetlejuice style.
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if they don't do it soon, i hope in the off season the wild does a complete overhaul of their medical team and conditioning coaches. 4 nations really shone a light on what has been a glaring issue for a few years now of players consistently being injured and not recovering fully.
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@chrismelberger @dannygonzalez @kurtisconner you could tell me that this pic was from 2002 and iβd believe you.
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mark stone barking in jeek's face and jeek just smiling back at him. i looove this crazy bitch.
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he does not have a name yet but i want to share my newest baby with the twitterverse :)
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wild wag jackets reveal coming soooooo soon i am chomping at the bit.
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tw / SA, sexual assault. this hockey canada situation has nothing to do with me but i want to briefly weigh in on why these players being named now is important. as someone who has experienced assault myself, i could not tell you the name of one of my perpetrators. if i saw a-.
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@babyface697 probably because she was the lead in DWD and didnβt want her whole role to be minimized down to her having sex with harry whereas in oppenheimer it was more of a part of her characterβs story? also oppenheimer is a better project. it makes sense to me idk.
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i mean
2024 is almost over⦠what was your favorite sports moment of the year??.
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@kurtisconner we have been at the same harry shows TWICE now and havenβt met yet this is sick.
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@SJSchauer i just watched this at work at the host stand waiting to see myself and i am not disappointed
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really can't even be mad at the wild for this one because they went down swinging and gus stopped almost 40 goals.
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i must say if you follow me for my silly goofy hockey tweets but then unfollow when i repost things about the active genocide in palestine, don't let the door hit you on the way out!!! it is free palestine forever!! these people deserve our attention more than hockey players do!!.
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i'm not saying this wild win is my impact but i'm not Not saying that.
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hey guys just as a reminder being jewish does not automatically.mean someone is a zionist!! there are many jewish people who denounce israel and their violence against palestine. equating the identity of being jewish with being a zionist is a form of antisemitism!!.
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please post this without the text i need to frame it.
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they just showed a clip during the commercial break asking wild players what superpower they'd want to have and fleury said he'd want the ability to heal everyone around him π₯Ή.
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@SJSchauer if my account wasnβt negative rn with an overdraft fee iβd get you sis. next time tho.
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calling on the etsy witches to perform a healing spell.
Russo notes Eriksson Ek limped badly to the X-ray room after the game. No update yet π #mnwild.
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the wild need a woman in their front office and/or on their coaching staff i am tired of these men
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the wild front office is allergic to boy best friends and young men experiencing joy.
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i don't have the capacity to reply to everyone but i want to extend my sincerest thank yous to the people who have been so kind to me the last couple days through all this. i see your little lights in all that dark hated and it warms my heart. thank you thank you thank you.
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hate when i'm at wild practice and i see bill guerin on the phone.
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i will not be speaking on the way joel looks in this video. please respect my privacy at this time.
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i usually wouldn't care to jump in on the discourse but regarding the girl with the signs. what on earth do you mean by "his autism is my fault"???
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coming off of private for just a minute because oh my god the amount of lovely people who have been replying and supporting me i am so grateful???.
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you have to have your head in the sand in the rock you live under if you don't know why britta curl is the worst person you could have drafted into a women's hockey community, especially one who has so openly said they support their queer fans.
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hard launching my new hair and fulfilling my role as the prettiest bitch in the xcel tonight
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lady gaga was the first celebrity that made me feel comfortable with my sexuality as a teen. i idolized her so much as a bisexual woman and can attribute so much of my queer journey to her. this means everything to me and always will.
βTrans people are not invisible. Trans people deserve love. The queer community deserves to be lifted up. Music is love, thank you.β. β Lady Gaga while accepting Best Pop Duo Performance at the #GRAMMYs
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ahh yes my favorite wild player: bjork β€οΈ.
Saturday Showdown. β° 7:00 p.m. πΊ FanDuel Sports Network.π» @KFAN1003.π Xcel Energy Center.ποΈ
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@NERDFORMUSIC @abbycx28 i was there and tbh it was only unsafe because people were being shitty and not letting people leave. once harry came on people were pushing and shoving but people wouldnβt move if someone needed out. i was on the side chilling i had tons of room but the middle was hell i guess.
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is it just me or do the wild seem really slow, for lack of a better word?? like there's less "get up and go" and it seems like their reaction times to jumping on the puck or getting into plays is a lot slower.
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@sarahschauer you have the biggest balls in the world for this, grocery stories give me overwhelming anxiety.
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