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I just know this baby is chilling with her father.
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My ex usually starts by depositing money into my account like he’s reactivating a subscription.
Hypothetically speaking how do you start talking to someone you ghosted
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Father of the bride said in his speech today, “my love for my daughter has no bounds and I hand her over to you in faith that she will receive the same love so when you find that you no longer feel that love, bring my daughter back to me”.
Love it ♥️
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I saw Dr Sindi’s babies and husband a few days ago. I tried not to stare because ultimately we’re all strangers but it warmed my heart to see them having a good time as a family. Parenting children through grief must be such a challenge. I’m glad they can still laugh as a family.
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This two year old, jumped over my gate while I was in the bathroom. He was a menace in the complex such that he had to be returned to me.
So now he’s in black jail because I’m cleaning my house
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Notice how she respected his wishes and accepted the rejection without killing him.
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I lived far from campus and would walk 35-45 minutes one way. I couldn’t afford to take a taxi everyday. A taxi conductor who drove the route had seen me, on many occasions. One day he stopped, introduced himself, the driver. They never let me pay for taxi fair for 4 years
What’s the sweetest thing a stranger has ever done for you?
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Whoever is responsible for this rebrand needs to call a family meeting and apologise to the country.
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It’s my brother buying himself a car for my birthday and then telling me that my birthday gift is the car he bought for himself 🤣♥️
Congratulations to my mommy’s 2nd favourite child 😁😁😁I AM SO EXCITED
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We’re paying for all those witty adverts mntakabawo. Instead of fixing their prices, they’re funny on Twitter
Even now, I’m tweeting with fear that the Nando’s account will find me, indiphoxe, ndihlekwe yiCountry yonke☹️😭
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“I know we’re all in problem solving mode but I think we should take a step back and assess if we’ve exhausted every possibility”
How do you say “this sounds like a stupid idea” professionally?
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Yes because we throw showers, buy gender reveal gifts, attend first birthdays and we don’t even get treated for lunch when we get promotions or any milestone that doesn’t involve kids.
Nobody ever talks about how much people without kids don't know how to be good friends with kids
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The loneliness. The journey to independence is lonely and it’s not a lack of people or relationships. it’s just that learning to be your own person, managing your own life, your own dreams and disappointments, is incredibly lonely.
What's an adult problem nobody prepared you for?
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FlySafair would have landed
The moment a British Airways plane traveling from Aberdeen, Scotland, aborted an attempt to land on the runway at London's Heathrow Airport due to strong winds
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That’s fine. She’s right. You were going there anyway and you’ll keep going but without her.
Leave her.
I've asked my neighbor to start contributing for petrol since she's been traveling with me to and from work since mid January and she told me she cannot because i was going that side anyways.
Our work places are close by the way, first few months i understood, but💀😭hawu?
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I’m currently over capacity and I am afraid I will not be able to give this task the prioritisation it requires.
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This was me 6 years ago, sitting in class with 18 year olds.
I now have my honours, got a promotion under my belt and my career is on the rise.
You’ve got this!
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My sister, stand by the gate and shout “NDIYAKUBONA” every 10 seconds as she walks herself to school.
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The girl dinner TikToks are killing me. We really just loving life and not eating 🤣
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Woolies rewards programme literally has no rewards.
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And that’s exactly why this clip of Ashwin Willemse hurt so many people who understand the history of South African rugby.
You can hear Ashwin’s voice breaking.
Ashwin earned his stripes yet he still had to deal with quota player related micro aggressions. Just 5 years ago.
Those who followed rugby will know the struggles black players faced, being called qouta players. But arrival of Rassie Erasmus made sure that if you are good enough you get selected regardless of the colour of your skin. He deserves all the recognition.
#SpringboksRWC
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You know who would never be caught dead funding her sugar daddy’s life???!!
The original baddie Khanyi Mbau.
Baby girl would have left him in Mexico 🤣
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I just saw a TikTok that says that we should just take the iron with us when we leave because this thing of worrying that we left the iron on all day everyday is not it.
I agree 🤣
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It doesn’t matter where you are, roodeport is far.
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There was a Policeman who lived up my street when i was a toddler. He used to walk past my house on his way home and He’d always stop and chat. I used to wait for him everyday.
Turns out it was my uncle 🤣
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You guys did this to uncle Vinny and now to Uncle Waffles.
First of all, you’re 37 years old Lethabo. Let the young ones enjoy their careers with their age mates.
Ude ubebored asking “what do they do?”, UFUNANI KWI NDABA ZABANTWANA XOLANI??!
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My pacific blue iPhone 12 Pro is in jhb cbd. Thank you delicious festival
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Just two kids from the dusty streets of the Eastern Cape and their German horses ♥️🧡
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If I come home and my baby is flying, we’re fighting!
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My bedroom window at home doesn’t open because ibanjwe nge twine
That time here I am in joburg telling restaurants that their steak knives aren’t sharp enough for a rare steak
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Guys, what’s our story when the other countries ask?
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I don’t think I have the words to articulate just how awful this is.
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The way people on cocaine succeed in corporate South Africa will definitely have you questioning your decision to not do drugs. Yeyi those people chow promotions like they’re Pac-Man.
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I don’t know how to explain it but this question is targeted at women.
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Bruh do you know that you’re stuck in the room behind you?
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My mom: I’m sick and tired of these dogs. I’m taking them to the spca. They are expensive and need round the clock care. I’m done.
Also my mom:
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We have matching glasses and I think that if we meet for coffee at 18:00 CAT at EB in Hyde park this Friday we might find that we have matching hearts too. But also If you’re busy with a relationship this Friday, we can rain check for the Friday after y’all break up.
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My mom had side effects after her second jab. Feverish with body aches and a tight chest. She went to the doctor. Got her meds and recovered fully. My mom is 64 living with diabetes and high blood pressure. I’m here for vaccines. Let’s increase our odds of survival.
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Guys please tell your fathers/uncles/partners to wear tracksuits, comfortable shoes and durable jackets.
The hawks don’t let you change when they arrest you and you don’t wanna be in a cell in formal shoes and a shirt all night. You will freeze.
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Their blatant disregard for the word “thousand”.
What the hell is thirty six hundred??!
What do you consider evidence that the USA isn’t a real place?
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South Africans, don’t ever forget that Intersexions gave us the most perfect marriage proposal
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Remember when Chadwick passed on and we agreed to be kinder especially about people’s appearances??! Why are you guys being mean about Pharrell looking his age?!
Pharrell wearing Chanel for Town & Country Mag!
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My cousin rang the cancer bell this morning.
When I tell you that I’m crying my eyes out 😭😭😭😭
Oh my God ♥️
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I don’t know what I’m giving off that makes men think I don’t like money. I’m not humble bethuna. The easiest way to my heart is money. That’s it.
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Guys if we have to fight so hard to prepare it, maybe we should just stop and eat something else
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We need to raise the legal drinking age to 30.
Just when I thought I've seen it all.... Savanna the bev!!!! 🍻🍻🔥🔥😂😂
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When I have a child, please raise it.
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She just won Miss South Africa, then Miss Universe- she just realized her own dreams and your concern is who she dates??????!
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Gent suggested we meet at his place for a first date. I agreed. I got cold feet &asked that we meet somewhere for drinks first because I’m not comfortable. He got so mad. Saying that I’m accusing him of ill intentions. Men genuinely don’t know the constant fear of being a woman
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Gents have female best friends whom they drain with emotional labour. And then they go back the their male friends and talk about Zlatan all night.
Gents really do have the most solid friendships.
Ladies, why don’t we?
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Do you guys realize that we’re probably gonna say “wow sisi” when reprimanding our children 😂
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Baby girl bought herself a car today. It is me. I am baby girl
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It’s wild that men convinced that world that women don’t know how to handle emotions when they’re the most destructive when challenged emotionally.
A man drove into News Café, Rosebank, JHB, this weekend. He was apparently denied entry by security. His ex-girlfriend was inside and she did not want to see him. The man was arrested.
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Guys, if the pics on Property24 or private property are of an empty unit, negotiate. If the Unit has no furniture when you view it, negotiate. The unit has likely been empty for at least a month.
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People who grew up in the big cities or economic hubs really don’t know how lucky they are that they have the option to chase viable careers and still be close to family, friends and home.
imagine leaving work and just going to visit your home because you can. Must be nice♥️
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It’s because we share our service delivery failures. We don’t reserve issues for just disadvantaged communities and townships like the city there by the mountain.
Here, it’s bad service delivery for all ♥️
Johannesburg loadshedding is traumatic , how do you guys live like this ? Then you even have water issues! It’s a movie here … ( but the people are great 😂)
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Everything SHAKES men. Wena flu, wena cheating, wena Grootman.
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The way things are going, I’m just waiting for rayban to tell
#AdamCatsavelos
to never wear the sunglasses ever again 😂🤣
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Pay South African producers to make amapiano beats for you. This isn’t piano.
Timbaland working on Amapiano music. What are your thoughts?
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I’d like to commend you for respecting the global water crisis and not adding water for aesthetics.
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I did a lot of things in 2021 but this was the most beautiful.
What a dream. What a beauty!
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Kids are stupid. I didn’t recognise him in police uniform 🤣
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That’s the best spent $10 mil by a South African government since 1994.
OPINION | Tokyo Sexwale should forget about silly conspiracy theories, and tell South Africans how the 2010 FIFA Soccer World Cup was bought for $10 million. Because he and two others know, writes
@AdriaanBasson
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My kids are getting everything they want. If I can afford a R200k 21st, then baby girl is getting a R200k 21st. That’s it. If I can afford it, they get it.
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I have a theory re: the wealthy and powerful and human trafficking. How did a 99 year old man legally qualify as a recipient of a heart?
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This is the most Xhosa man walk I’ve ever seen.
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No man, we really need to beat up our government officials. This is literally the greatest country in the world. The individuals do their part. Our athletes do their part. Our human rights advocates do their parts. Our artists do their parts.
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Caught the best picture of my sisi and her Sthandwa aka Jaxx
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I don’t know if this is Lamiez or Usher
MUSIC: Vusi Nova changes stage name again
The talented singer is rebranding and will be releasing his new music under the moniker, S’Nova.
He first released music as Vusi Nongxa, changed to Vusi Nova, now as he ventures into Amapiano will be known as SNova.
#KgopoloReports
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Guys please, some of us live alone so our voices sound like we’re still asleep in morning meetings because we’ve been silent since we woke up. We’re not In bed. We just haven’t spoken til now.
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This is the type of life I want to afford for my kids. In the event that I can’t generate generational wealth i at least want them to not be weighed down by rent and car instalments while making R7k a month on graduate programs
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One thing about those girlies, they will register for a qualification when life gets too much 🤣
Career women are too busy to process these types of things on social media.
They just let out a “Hayi” here and there and carry on with these bills🤣
Then they say Masters and call it a day
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My sister refuses to greet me. This is exactly how ZCC split into the bird and the star. EXACTLY.
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My ex broke up with me coz he doesn't do long distance.... His new gf just moved to the US. LOOK AT GOD.
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Abelungu broke the ozone layer and now we have to put Winter linen in our beds in April.
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Cape Town Twitter never brings petty groove fights to the tl because if you try to fight over Hubble at Rands you will get shot.
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Bhuti please just change your limits on your banking app and stop stressing us.
ATM withdrawal limit set at R5000 seems a lot, not until you have to get R10 000 and banks are closed 😩😩
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A girl went to pick up a package at a post office and was raped and murdered. I will never get over this.
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Gents, please go buy. You guys are ageing like cricket players coz you’re raw dawging UV rays
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I wish amadoda angathula for like i2 years mhlawumbi. Like avele athule qha.
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