I could really use another life cause lately mine just ain’t satisfying

Call me immature but I’ve been watching LEGO Ninjago cartoon on netlifx the last couple weeks and I love it 😂

This is the part where i tell you I’m fine but I’m lyin I just don’t want you to worry

I’m gonna say it.. tomato is not fruit..

One of those drive home with no music type days..

Just had spaghetti for breakfast and I’m not even complaining

If I have headphones in and I keep saying “what?” Everytime you say something to me that means please quit talking to me...

Man, I miss heelys and rolling down the school hall and getting in trouble with them..😂😭

Don’t be that guy that shows me every picture in your camera roll. I couldn’t be any more uninterested in everything you’ve taken a picture of lol I’ve used the ole trusty “wow that’s crazy”at least 7 times so far. And he’s not getting the hint 😂

I don’t do fake love but I’ll take some from you tonight

I love being alone anymore. I’d rather just be at my house and just do my own thing.

If I don’t make fun of you I probably don’t like you

Stay home if you sicc, come over if you thicc 😷

Dear Maria, I am writing to let you know that I’ve got your picture, but unfortunately due to the quarantine I will not be coming with you and will not be able to count you in. My deepest condolences during this trying time

🙁

Work called me earlier just to say “hey were still open just to let you know”.... I was like don’t call me to tell me that I only wanna know if we aren’t working 😂 got excited for nothin

I have a bad trait of looking at people and judging them. 😂😭

@luketic162

I shake hands with the devil and walk past him

One of Tygas best songs 💯