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More Klance brain rot: Lance sees Keith without his shirt and walks face first into the doorframe, breaking his nose.

Klance brain rot: Keith seeing Lance in shorts and going “guh”

Keith has no idea how Lance feels. Lance is a born actor and Keith is dense as a brick. But when he finds out? And tells Lance everything, every breathless feeling, every ache of his soul? They set the sky on fire.

And Jake? He made a pass at Keith in the bathroom… and insulted Lance in the next sentence. If Keith didn’t have a juvie record, he’d’ve knocked Jake’s teeth out.

Of course he treated all those hookups like trash. They weren’t Lance. Of course he never spent the night. His nights were spent dreaming of this starlit boy who filled his heart with celestial fire.

But Keith, it seems, has other plans.

But there’s more.

Ok wow this is my most liked tweet ever

And Lance can’t fathom the idea of being treated like that. His heart breaks just thinking about it. So he keeps his distance, despite the disgustingly obvious chemistry between them. He breaks his own heart, little by little, every day.

There was one guy, Jake, a college friend of Adam’s. Keith was sugar sweet to him before they went in the bathroom to do… whatever. When they came out, Keith acted like he didn’t even exist.

Keith treats his hookups and boyfriends like trash. Once he gets what he wants from them, he tosses them out like yesterday’s recycling. Lance has the biggest crush on him, but seeing the way he treats his partners makes him shy away from the possibility of more.

And he’s not even aware of it. He just does it! No thought. No foresight. Just instinct.

We’ve had Keith accidentally be a shitty boyfriend. Now get ready for Keith accidentally being a GREAT boyfriend. Lance mentions walking by a florist on his lunch break- Keith brings him a bouquet. Lance glances in the direction of a candy bar and Keith slaps down his wallet

BUT THE QUESTION IS: is Keith aware of his feelings? Does he know why he’s moved to violence?

Keith breaks his phone after Lance posts a kissing selfie

It should be said that if anyone ever is inspired to write a fic based on one of my tweets, please feel free. Go nuts. Just mention me in the notes.

“Hey Keith, you ok?” Keith: *crushing his water bottle into paste* yeah why?

Lance’s bf (we’ll call him Heath) kisses his cheek or gets him a cute rope bracelet and Keith contemplates committing arson

Lance coming out and dating men and having a bf and being all cute about it and Keith is constantly obliterating whatever is in his hand and being like “oh that’s cool, I’m happy for you”