steve jones
@luckynoseven
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a writer, a poet, a genius, i know it.
upstate NY
Joined April 2009
Passed a woman on the road today with a 'Marine Mom' bumpersticker. But she was a liar, because she was obviously on land.
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People put me on to a show and I get into it and catch up with three seasons in a week and then want to talk about the new episode and they're like 'Oh, I haven't watched the last two yet.' That should be a war crime.
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When Frankenstein made the bride of Frankenstein, he was a female body builder
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While covering a game I hear scoreboard operator lamenting he can't use strobe effect on stadium lights per high school postseason rules. "The PC Police strike again." Hoped he flubbed the line & meant "fun police" because epileptic seizures are outside PC Police jurisdiction.
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We're ready to roll out our new project. On @SteadyDeclineSC Thomas and I talk about problematic aspects of sports and then go over how to fix them as we decline from the reasonable to outrageous. We'll be posting bi-weekly but might post weekly from time to time.
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I am working on a new baseball stat for Yankees utility players. Marwin Gonzalez Above Replacement. (MarWAR)
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Rewatching 'John Adams' and seeing Laura Linney with a lot of 18th century sass. I'm dubbing her role Oldzark
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hey no one steal this idea. A bong with a kettlebell as the base. Strong Bong. Fake business plan for a gym/dispensary incoming.
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If you are going to make an NFT joke acronym, it CANNOT use any variation of 'fuck' for the F because that's just lazy and uncreative.
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Saw the medical clothing shop Dr. Uniforms and it made me want there to be a store called Dr. Cuneiform.
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There will never be a 'back to normal' but it's nice to be covering Comets games again. And I'll even be in the Aud for the home games. Old times.
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Just finished Season One of Raised by Wolves. Not one wolf. One Star.
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