Not this dude trying to catfish me… as soon as I opened the door I said “nope” lmao.

Neither does a dick but here we are 💞.

Fuck me in the ass.

one cup of coffee and suddenly I have to tweet every thought.

biggest irk of my life when bitches say "balloons on my page" girl just say it's your birthday eww.

to give them a chance.

I think God created fisting for tops with small dicks.

Me and who?.

Who says men can’t do two things at the same time? Im listening to the Mel Robins podcast while douching.

I need to suck his dick BAD.

Oh Tom Misch. don't look at me like that.