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Principal Engineer / Developer Experience / Infrastructure / Security / Containers / Go / Australian / etc. he/him masto: @[email protected] bsky: @lds.li

Berlin, Germany
Joined July 2009
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Lincoln Stoll
9 months
Chime has decided that my face is a background to be blurred out.
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1 year
I thought @ATLairport was meant to be a major international airport
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1 year
Who thought training AI on data from reddit was a good idea lol.
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1 year
Me: I should get to bed early tonight.BBC4: 80’s Top of the Pops.
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1 year
RT @naderman: The sad part about today's xz/liblzma discovery is that again critical infrastructure was maintained by overworked volunteers….
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1 year
Happy Good Friday to everyone not using liblzma 5.6.0 or 5.6.1.
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2 years
We made it y’all 🎉.
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2 years
RT @vmg: ╔════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══════╗. RT this if ur a beautiful strong Golang. who don’t need no generics.╚════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═══════╝.
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2 years
RT @wfarr: After a lovely summer off, I’m now looking for work. My preferences lean towards something in or adjacent to the infrastructure/….
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2 years
RT @lstoll: Current computing status. http://t.co/XYhNGfdDGK.
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2 years
oh I think I might have got bit by this. Seems like a weird exception?
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2 years
I'm no expert or anything, but the sheer amount of shit takes some folk are coming up with re: SVB is killing me. Reminds me of ChatGPT, walls of confidently presented completely incorrect text lol.
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Lincoln Stoll
3 years
2038 won’t be a problem if we simply embrace String.
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Lincoln Stoll
3 years
The recent southwest meltdown is a great example of this, same for the safety record and product lines of Boeing/McDonnell Douglas merger. Or Basically any PE buyout.
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Lincoln Stoll
3 years
My lukewarm take of the evening is that while MBA types might actually be good at “business”, business doesn’t actually benefit anyone. On paper it might show some returns for the shareholder class, but in practice it’s a net negative to society as a whole.
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Lincoln Stoll
3 years
Posting a github contribution graph is not a flex.
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Lincoln Stoll
3 years
I had to gain 12 years of experience before I could work in the US because I didn’t finish college. And now in Germany I have no access to the preferential visa with fast-track permanent residency for the same reason. Plenty of cases where it matters.
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Jarred Sumner
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college doesn’t matter.
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Lincoln Stoll
3 years
is it time for a piercing.
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Lincoln Stoll
3 years
This sounds like the kind of confidently correct sounding, but ultimately wrong text that these models come up with
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Nick Davidov
3 years
GPT4 will be out soon and will probably cause a similar economic shock to one from Covid. Instant distribution with nearly instant adoption and nearly instant productivity increase for hundreds of millions of knowledge workers. Brace yourselves, 2023 is coming.
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