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Newspaper columnist who turned stand-up comedian and cartoonist. Now poking fun at Woke -- and Lefties -- on TNT-live with Melinda Richards

Melbourne Australia
Joined October 2012
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Big burly John Setka may have to get his new "God forgives -- the CFMEU doesn't" neck tattoo re-inked. Banners in the Melbourne march yesterday showed "Allah" has taken over....
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CFMEU tough guy John Setka's new neck tattoo just illustrates the woeful ignorance of English today. It needs a comma between "forgives"and "the"-- otherwise Setka is asking us to believe that God forgives the CFMEU. Unlikely!
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Plibersek airs the "65,000" years claim that first appeared during the Voice. Before that, Aboriginals were said to have been in Australia 30,000 years. I don't believe either figure. 5000 more like it.
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It's quite simple. 70 percent of Gazans approved (even celebrated) the slaughter of unarmed Israelis by Gaza's gutless Hamas butchers on 7 Oct. No, Australia doesn't need these sort of people.
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Melbourne’s Yarra Council postures as a woke champion, pressing residents to give up meat and stop flatulating us into a new ice age. But when there's a dirty dollar floating past, saintly Yarra flies down like a seagull on a chip. Rent up $59,900 in one hit! Bugger the players.
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ABC spent $135,000 to send this breakfast-radio pair to the Paris Olympics --and they didn't cover live sport. Typical of an organization hopelessly out of touch with everyday Aussies. Why should taxpayers fund this mob. Its audience has shrunk to irrelevance. Privatize the ABC.
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I'm worried that this Macron wet one was judged "indecent". I used to kiss my dear old mum around that spot on the cheek.
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Yes, I'm a tri-sexual -- not a bad effort at my age. https://t.co/BZ4t3PLuXD
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That's right, the DEI (female) chief of the US Secret Service says it was not safe for her agents to get up there on the shooter's roof -- it was too slopey. Poor widdle agents might slip and hurt demselves.
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What the hell happened to global warming? We have been freezing our nuts off on the Aussie east coast. My weekly chat with Mel. Trump Derangement, Rupert Murdoch, snow in the Sunshine state... https://t.co/rwAhvltLWa
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Count the sick bastards cracking gags on social media about today's attempted assassination. A bullet grazed Trump's ear, a bystander was killed, but the deranged Trump-haters were joking about it within minutes. Says everything about the Left.
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This week's poke at Woke with Melinda Richards -- Aussie flags are sneaked back on to the shelves by Wokeworths supermarkets, Melbourne clown hall axes Melbourne Day, more self-loathing from the loony Left. https://t.co/hSX3EnUvWb
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Bozo Bowen, world’s most idiotic “climate minister”, launches 60 electric trucks to save the planet. Each of the Team Global Express trucks cost taxpayers $330,000 in govt subsidies. You can buy a diesel truck for $200,000. Will someone hand Bozo a calculator!
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Dodgy Dan Andrews vouching for someone’s “integrity”. Oh my aching sides!!!
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Libs should be backing this gutsy lady. Women and girls should compete in sport on an equal basis — against women and girls. Go get ‘em, Katherine…
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Trent Zimmerman joins Liberals calling for Scott Morrison to dump Katherine Deves over trans comments
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https://t.co/HyUNxIBfVF - Memoir to hit Biden What happens when you get a rigged election and a puppet on strings as POTUS. Chickens coming home to roost.
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Bumbling geriatric Joe Biden has left Afghanistan in chaos, there’s a cartel-powered invasion of America’s southern border — but the left-wing Age is still trying to shoot down Trump, the only POTUS of recent times who DIDN’T start a war!
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How many “Covid” deaths are like this one? Patient dies “with”, not “of”, but scare-mongering governments eagerly add them to the tally. Justifies all those delicious emergency powers and control.
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Media seems to have no problem shaming the dickheads who broke Covid rules at a Melbourne party last week. But when African gangs were carjacking and home-invading a few years back, their cultural ID was shielded. That would have been “Islamophobic”.
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