the people: we want fleets
elon fucking mother fucker musk: Did you mean rate limit exceeded
me and other people too: No you dumbass bitch we want fleets
elon “fucka” musk: Sorry I cant here you im in my tesla car
Snoop dog: drop it like its hot
Me: drops “Tame Impala” record collection
Snoop egg: Nah bruh.
Naked spiderman: TAME IMPALA IS FIRE
Me: facts.. wait a minute
Spiderman: gives birth to alien invasion
Cocaine was found in the White House over the weekend, which sparked the Secret Service to launch an investigation.
President Biden was not present in the White House when it was discovered.
Maybe this is an oversimplification, but Ryan Gosling being nominated, but not Red apple and Green apple, perfectly explains to me why we aren’t in the 8th year of Granny apple smiths’s presidency.
Me: It’s my birthday
Joe Biden: Did you say it’s your green day
Me: No
Joe Biden: What is your favourite shade of green
Me: I like lime green I enjoy the vibrance
Joe Biden: That’s a good pick
Me: Thank you
Joe Biden: Are you doing anything later
Me: Yeah its my birthday