Matrim Cauthon 🇵🇸
@lordmatcauthon
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Matrim Cauthon. son of battles. call me mat. *not* a lord. marshal general shen an calhar. #WheelOfTime #TwitterOfTime. WoT spoliers.
Emond's Field, Two Rivers
Joined May 2016
Good morning. Wrong quotes only, #TwitterofTime "Humans are so tasty" - Loial son of Arent son of Halan
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looks pretty pissed off at all of us
🚨: This is Jonathan. Oldest living land animal on Earth. He is currently 194 years old. He is believed to have hatched around 1832.
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Ben Johnson is a psycho who puts his Bears in a position to be down to start a game on purpose
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chicago you're going to give me a heart attack if you keep doing it this way 🥹🫶
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243 characters. 243 days. One remembered each day. #TheWheelOfTime deserves its ending. #SaveWOT 👉 https://t.co/WsgiyhFzpy
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1 of 243: All she ever wanted was for us to get to the Last Battle and win it for the Light. We could never have asked for a better Moiraine Damodred. Thank you, Rosamund Pike. Actor. Producer. Narrator. Storyteller. Fan. #TheWheelOfTime #SaveWot
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"The top 1% own 99.8% of all wealth on planet earth Even if you somehow burned half of poor people and everything that is not the top 1% in a fusion reactor, the top 1% would still round up to 100% of all wealth" The Sun is all that matters long-term.
The Sun is 99.8% of all mass in our solar system. Even if you somehow burned Jupiter and everything that is not the Sun in a fusion reactor, the Sun would still round up to 100% of all energy. The Sun is all that matters long-term.
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by a margin of LXVII%
JUST IN: The majority of people want to ban Arabic Numerals from the New York School System, according to new poll.
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the reason there are no good billionaires is because the good ones chose not to become billionaires in the first place.
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all of the zohran supporters posting on this app are cheerful, determined, uncaring (in a good way) while his detractors are nasty, racist, melting down and straight up lying. our world sucks because of the latter
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Hi Internet! I'm Drew and THIS IS MY FACE. If this GIF has ever brought you joy in the past, I humbly ask you to consider making a donation to the National MS Society. It would mean a lot to me and to those I know affected by the disease! Donate at https://t.co/cHLs9sKqix
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“When a society is under threat, comedians are the ones who get sent away first.” - Jon Stewart accepting the Mark Twain Prize in 2022 WILD that Kimmel is in attendance here too
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I cannot stress enough how pundits like Yglesias with their smug insistence on deciding which attacks on free speech mattered and which didn't, unwittingly ushered the shit-show we find ourselves in today
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no wars ended cost of living still high economy imploding unlimited money to israel trumps in epstein files workers getting kidnapped everywhere at least he banned trans athletes! at least he’s canceling kimmel! you’re an easily tricked adult and a fucking loser
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reminder: first they silenced the student protestors and we said nothing .. you figure out the rest of the links in the authoritarian chain that got us to Kimmel and where you could've and should've acted (if you haven't)
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Devastating new investigation by Dutch newspaper De Volkskrant: 15 international doctors report at least 114 Palestinian children with single gunshot wounds to head/chest—injuries forensic experts say are consistent with aimed fire. (Photo: Mira, 4 years old)
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⭐️ Drop Site News, with @unmutehumanity, has launched the Gaza Journalist Fund to help 29 vetted reporters evacuate Gaza City and survive displacement in the south. Please give: https://t.co/9Ec9kTBQKs
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