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Remaining hydrated at @hydration_net | Chief FUD officer at @ChaosDAO | Always FUDing
Joined November 2010
Hydration is about to unleash Protocol-executed partial liquidations and it’s a HUGE UX improvement and the best validation of the app-chain thesis to date ✅. Status Quo. Hydration’s Supply & Borrow is a deployment of AAVE v3 - here users can supply collateral against which they
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Another month delivering a new ATH for transaction count on @Polkadot . 41,359,621 transactions in November 📈. 🥇 Neuroweb 13,710,757. 🥈 Frequency 9,831,190. 🥉 Phala 4,796,768
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So much Polkadot bearishness on my timeline that I felt a mega bull-post was needed to balance things out a little… so here’s a brain dump on what @Polkadot has going for it, what I’m focusing on and what we can all do to ensure success (I will try and keep notes brief to avoid.
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Polkadot has. 🔸The highest production tps of any network even at a fraction of full (existing) capacity. 🔸The only credible roadmap to scale even further with JAM. 🔸Billions of $ of shared security for fixed and affordable costs. 🔸Biggest tech implementation prize in
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#KR1 $KROEF. Okay! This has taken me an age to pull together in dribs and drabs, little sessions here and there. researching every one of their investments is mind-blowing stuff but well worth it IMO to truly get an understanding of the vast potential this company has.
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September saw ATH for number of @Polkadot ecosystem transactions yet the timeline would have you think it's a ghost chain lmao 📈. 32.3M tx beats the 31.8M tx record set during the inscriptions craze
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#KR1 $KROEF.Okay, so finally finished playing catch up on KR1 DD - 4/5 years' of RNS' including 51 active investments and 7 fully exited positions in nearly 100 investment/ selling occasions. In summary - my mind is 🤯🤯🤯🤯. This company is absolutely unreal.
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No matter how much BTC pumps today, the feeling is no where near as good as finding out that my Dad is in complete metabolic remission 🥹. Send absolutely fkn everything 🚀.
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This is @GregusJakub explaining how @hydra_dx Omnipool isn't just your standard AMM. As we approach launch you'll hear a lot more about what we're building, why we're building it, why it's on @Polkadot and what you can expect from the Omnipool in our upcoming #Hydralosophy series
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#ARB $ARBKF $BTC #BTC.Yeah, sex is great - but have you ever sat watching bitcoin moon over the weekend riddled with excitement at the prospect of @ArgoBlockchain gap up on Monday open followed by shed loads of FOMO buying? 🤤
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With the DOT pump we have:. 55% APR on ASTR.59% APR on GLMR.56% APR on CFG.41% APR on BNC.71% APR on PHA.41% APR on INTR.32% APR on vASTR.86% APR on KILT. Single-sided LP, pay fees in any asset 🫳🏽
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@AltcoinDailyio The real question is why didn't it pump this hard much sooner? It seems the crowd are finally waking up to what's going on over here in Polkadot.
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The Polkadot Treasury just added ~$30 MILLION in TVL to Hydration in a single Valhalla candle 📈. After successful execution of Polkadot referendum #1501, over 8M DOT were swapped to aDOT for the purpose of DCAing to stablecoins . Hydration well and truly over $100 MILLION TVL🏦
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🚨Scrappy incoherent bullpost time 🐂. How can I still be bullish on Polkadot when so many are crying on the "For you" feed? Let Benny boi open your eyes anon. Many are lost in the OpenGov drama that plagues our X timelines but they are missing the forest for the trees 🌲-
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BREAKING: @MoonbeamNetwork GLMR up 45% after @hydra_dx Chairman lolmcshizz announces imminent listing in the Omnipool
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@AltcoinDailyio The centre of Polkadot DeFi activity - @hydration_net is at TVL ATHs having just released the long awaited supply & borrowing feature. New markets are unlocking next week and additional Treasury funded liquidity campaigns in the coming weeks will boost liquidity of our.
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🚨Polkadot GIGAHydration Campaign 🌊. I have just submitted a proposal to the Polkadot Treasury to allocate 5,000,000 DOT towards DeFi incentives on Hydration. These would be distributed over 12 months to the following initiatives:. 🔸2M DOT stablecoin incentives;.🔸2M DOT LP
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#ARB $ARBKF. Time for a valuation update for @ArgoBlockchain - a lot has happened since my last update, although mostly $BTC has traded sideways and #ARB has been in #DownOnly 📉 mode. I have stripped my model back completely to what I believe to be a reasonable base case. 1/.
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Fuck me, how many times are China going to ban $BTC in one week? 😂😂.
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🚀 @kusamanetwork capacity to increase by 20%. Remember Polkadot’s live demonstration of 143K TPS on Kusama using just 23% of the network’s capacity?. This gave an estimated 623K TPS if utilising all 100 available cores 🔥. Referendum #484 now live on Kusama would see the number.
Spammening report dropped. The numbers speak for themselves. Polkadot's live sister network @kusamanetwork officially achieved 143,343 TPS using 23/100 cores with rock-solid performance. That means 623K TPS at 100/100 cores 🤯.
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BIG release incoming 🚨. Fellowship runtime release v1.3.0 has some bangers 👀. 🔸Enable Agile Coretime on @Polkadot 🚨🚨.🔸Removing all but the first 21 Head Ambassadors 🌶️.🔸Make the current inflation formula adjustable (Kusama only first) 🔥.🔸A tonne of XCM improvements that.
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With the launch of the native USDT/ USDC Stablepool, our TVL is now over $22M and you can buy $22,222 worth of DOT with less than 1% price impact in a single trade. Or you can reduce it to ~0.1% price impact with our freshly improved Split Trade feature 👀. Seems big
The native USDT/ USDC Stablepool is now live. With more than $4 million of Protocol-Owned Liquidity in the Stablepool, users will now experience significantly improved USDT swap execution, as well as native USDC now being available to swap in the Omnipool. The USDT/ USDC
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I've started a discussion for idle @Polkadot Treasury DOT to be supplied as yield-bearing collateral on @hydration_net 🏦. This would see 3,700,000 DOT currently waiting to be swapped for USDT & USDC converted into aDOT - improving capital efficiency of the Treasury DCA ✅,.
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It's time to open up value flows between Kusama and Polkadot! 🐦⬛🤝⭕️. In this discussion I am proposing that the Kusama Treasury provides 33,333 KSM to the @hydration_net Omnipool as single-sided liquidity 💧. Add to the discussion and help us to cut out the CEX 👇.
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Looks like @Polkadot <> @kusamanetwork bridge will be imminently running on testnet now that audit is complete 🔥. BEEFY also slogging along. #WenBEEFY.
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Okay, hear me out… we should celebrate the full launch of Polkadot Hub later this year with a STABLECOIN SPAMMENING🚨. We already demonstrated that Polkadot has the highest TPS of any network in production - now let’s demonstrate it with a real-life example of how it’s useful.
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So looks like Asynchronous backing is currently the most anticipated feature coming to @Polkadot - with 50% of this sample size voting as such. (no pressure @rphmeier). But what is Asynchronous backing and why are Polkadot enjoyooooors frothy AF for it?
What upcoming @Polkadot feature are you most excited about?.
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How to earn 20%+ APR farming stables on @hydration_net 🧑🌾. We get quite a few Qs on:. 🔸How to onboard to Polkadot.🔸Gas tokens.🔸How to swap.🔸How to farm. So I've recorded this quick scuffed video guiding you through it - starting only with MetaMask & USDT on Ethereum 👇
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ngl I am absolutely euphoric to get this over the line and move forward as Hydration 💦. This is a huge moment for @hydration_net but is really just the start of a major evolution from gritty cyberpunk DEX to an all-in-one DeFi powerhouse offering the holy trinity of:. 🔹Swaps ✅.
HydraDX is now Hydration . Our mission remains the same: Making finance efficient, simple, and unstoppable . With Swaps, Lending and the Hollar stablecoin, we unite the holy trinity of DeFi under the roof of a scalable appchain . The future is hydrated.
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Hey @pinkonomic - PINK is now registered on @hydra_dx thanks to permissionless asset registry!. Pls gib invite to Parachains Party 🕺
🎉 We've got more friends joining the Parachains Party (tranche 2)! . @DarwiniaNetwork .@polkadex .@MNet_io .@HashedNetwork .@pendulum_chain .@Unique_NFTchain . 🎀 Each of the Parachains will make their own plans to distribute their $PINK allocation. 👀P-DAY is coming soon.
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Thank you to the 2950 bots and 50 real members of the @Polkadot community for putting up with me 🙏
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Fully trustless NATIVE ETH coming to Polkadot ♦️. Snowbridge x Polkadot x Hydration 🤝
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Still unashamedly bullish on the potential of the Polkadot ecosystem. Cry about it.
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On Hydration we launch major features in training mode, and gradually scale them up over time as we add additional features and have more data on which to base growth decisions 📈. We did it with Omnipool launch in 2023, starting with just $125K TVL - and are doing the same with.
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My proposal on the @Polkadot Wish For Change track - Implement Optimistic Project Funding - has passed with 99.9% AYE 🎉. Once implemented, this feature will allow for users to nominate whitelisted projects with their DOT - this mechanism will be funded.
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$71M in TVL on Hydration 📈. Best guesses on when this beauty hits $100M for the first time?
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Hydration has some staking rewards piling up on Polkadot. ⭕️. Should I do it? 👀
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Having so much fun with the @bsx_finance closed testnet these last few days - really appreciate the abundance of feedback we've received from our fellow sneks. 🐍. We've caught a few bugs 🐞 and requested some killer additional features to make the product better for all
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KSM holders have APPROVED our proposal to provide 33,333 KSM to the @hydration_net Omnipool with 100% AYE (literally not a single NAY vote of any size) 🔥. The spending period ends in ~4 days and then we can look forward to Kusama <> Polkadot liquidity flows FINALLY opening up!
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- EVM on HydraDX ✅.- Permissionless pool creation (Isolated Pools) ✅.- Permissionless asset registry ⌛️. Shitcoin casino is almost complete yreeee.
@seunlanlege Agree, though biggest pushback is from dex teams (@GregusJakub) like Hydra which are finally getting some wind in their sails. I would maybe rather see Hydra get EVM and bring AssetHub down to an extremely low cadence (just a token registry). Worth a debate.
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Oh damn it might actually be happening 👀. "We want to go live with the @Polkadot <>Ethereum bridge by end of year, meaning BEEFY should be active on Polkadot BEFORE DECEMBER.".
Looks like @Polkadot <> @kusamanetwork bridge will be imminently running on testnet now that audit is complete 🔥. BEEFY also slogging along. #WenBEEFY.
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We had a bit of a turbulent start to the New Year due to confusion around the 2-token @hydra_dx omnipool design - thankfully we had @GregusJakub the anti-FUDdooorrr on-hand. 🐃 bullish AMA recap on the way shortly anons 👊
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BREAKING 🚨. OG WUD dev BURNS 50% of their WUD (34.5B) and donates the other 50% to community initiatives 🔥. #1 memecoin on Polkadot making serious moves as a result 👀
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This @hydra_dx runtime upgrade is absolutely packed buuuuut I'm most excited for:. - Permissionless asset registry 🚀.- Pay fees in any asset on EVM 🚨.- 3/4 reduction in base tx fees 🔪. Imagine not being sufficiently hydrated at this point, couldn't be me. Full deets, have.
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Posted @Polkadot Root referendum #857 seeking to reduce the minimum balance of USDT & USDC on AssetHub. After the recent successful launch of @NovasamaTech's Telenova @telegram app, some ecosystem agents were discussing how Polkadot could surpass the.
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DeFi bluechips are converging towards the same fully vertically integrated model with Swaps 🔁, Lending & Borrowing 💳, and Stablecoin 🪙. Soon, Hydration @hydra_dx will deploy the remaining components of this holy trinity and complete its' transition from an efficient DEX on
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#ARB $ARBKF.After today's blockbuster RNS providing February's performance and letting us know that @PeterGWall will be putting his money where his mouth is by taking his salary in #BTC - I thought it's time for a forecast update. I've split it into 3 scenarios - Bull/ Bear/ Moon.
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@ArgoBlockchain #ARB $ARBKF Well, it looks like the people have spoken. many are waiting to trade on WeBull and Robinhood once we've uplisted to the NASDAQ 😉 *wink wink* *nudge nudge*.
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Daily active accounts on @hydration_net still trending upwards - even on a SUNDAY!. Seeing growth metrics like this really feels like validation for all the hard work the guys at IGL do 🥹. And this is only the beginning
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Right now on Polkadot you can borrow USDT/ USDC for < 3% and then farm > 30% APR. Just sayin’
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gm $350M+ DOT Treasury. How much does your DAO have in its' war chest?
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Yeah @hydration_net is great but have you ever thought about 2x faster Hydration? Things should feel significantly smoother once 6s blocks are live - and even better, once it's then added to Polkadot Hub you'll have 2x faster cross-chain swaps on Nova Wallet too 👀. Amongst all
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Max pain for Polkadot is that the whole of CT constantly discovers it made the best design choices but refuses to acknowledge it exists 🤣. “Mom, can we have Polkadot?”. “We have Polkadot at home…”. The Polkadot at home 👇🏼.
Avalanche seems to be playing the right game. C-chain is an orchestrator of nodes. Anyone who want their own simple sovereign L1 can deploy and add as many nodes they need for their use-case to validate transactions. Skipping the centralized sequencers, direct DA on own.
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- Active accounts UP ⬆️.- New accounts UP ⬆️.- XCM messages UP ⬆️.- TVL UP ⬆️.- Volume UP ⬆️. @hydra_dx UP!
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One of the things I absolutely love about the @Polkadot & @kusamanetwork ecosystem is the fact that teams are constantly looking for ways that they can work together - we are pieces of a larger puzzle by default, which minimises typical crypto adversarial behaviours.
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Wait wait wait. So Polkadot ecosystem looks like this. and you're bearish anon?
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Me and the lads the moment that @MoonbeamNetwork referendum #14 PASSED. GLMR is coming to @hydra_dx Omnipool baby 🐉💧🎊
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#ARB $ARBKF.So as we near the end of Feb I thought I'd review my previous forecast, note that £5.91 SP is for $113K #BTC by the end of 2021 (we hit my May target this month) and I've not factored in any extra mining power in Q4 this year (@PeterGWall confirmed early Q4 delivery)
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When we launched Hydration we did so with “pay fees in any asset” - we would whitelist assets when registering them to our asset registry, and this worked well until we launched permissionless asset registry. Then we were faced with the conundrum of how do we allow users to.
What Makes Polkadot Different - "Bring Your Own Gas" and Hydration Network ( @hydration_net ). Generally, if you want to interact with a blockchain, you need to pay some native token for transaction fees. You need some bitcoin to do anything on Bitcoin, ether to do anything on.
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Really pleased to have tBTC trades live and looking forward to having it available for supplying & borrowing too!. 🔥tBTC is a decentralised alternative to WBTC, allowing fully permissionless mints & redeems from/ to BTC. 🔥tBTC was chosen by the fully decentralised and.
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You can now easily transition between Polkadot & Kusama without trusted CEX intermediaries! 🤝. Next step would be to expand on KSM use-cases - supply & borrow? gigaKSM? 🐦⬛.
You can now swap between KSM and over 200 other assets on Hydration 🐦⬛
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#ARB $ARBKF. I think some of my fellow #ARB HODLers need this today, it's worth reminding ourselves on days like this!. At current mining power, with $BTC at $63K, $ZEC at $220, with everything else held equal, @ArgoBlockchain would, in a 12 month period:
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People say that Polkadot is dead but for me the vibes are impeccable
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KSM is coming to the Omnipool 🐦⬛. After referendum #31 is approved and enacted, trading will begin and liquidity can FINALLY flow between the sister chains 🌊.
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sUSDe + KSM + sUSDS + HDX buybacks + HDX 30% staking + MOAR incentives + tBTC + snowbridge ETH + snowbridge stablepool + SUI + SOL + DOT stablepool + … 🥵.
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Okay we also bringing LDO, SKY & LINK 👀. Hydration will become the defacto DeFi hub of everything thanks to Polkadot's trustless light-client Snowbridge and unparalleled capital efficiencies thanks to our fully vertically integrated DeFi stack 🔥.
Fully trustless NATIVE ETH coming to Polkadot ♦️. Snowbridge x Polkadot x Hydration 🤝
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Last week Hydration screamed past $130M TVL to become the highest TVL rollup on Polkadot. by an order of magnitude? 🤔. Pre-GIGADOT cap increase & HOLLAR launch too 👀
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How about we celebrate '25 in style with 25 weeks of boosted HDX staking rewards? 🎇. The Hydration DAO has accumulated 197M (that's M for MILLION!) HDX through POL buybacks to date and this proposal seeks to distribute those to HDX stakers - providing a boost to staking APR of.
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Stableswap fees are now only 0.02% - trade 22,222 Polkadot native USDT for USDC and pay only 4.44 in fees 🤯
BASE TRADE FEES ON HYDRATION HAVE BEEN SLASHED 🗡️. 🔁 swap DOT, HDX, stablecoins, WBTC, tBTC and many other assets with only 0.2% base trade fees!. Trade fees on Hydration are dynamic, meaning they rise and fall depending on volume and price volatility 📈📉
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I enthusiastically accept the position of Leader of Polkadot ⭕️. Under my tenure we will continue to humiliate all competition on every front - particularly:. 🔸TPS.🔸decentralisation.🔸most hydrated network.🔸cheap & reliable stablecoin transfers.🔸widest range of funding.
I am formally electing @lolmcshizz as new leader of Polkadot. Through his hard work and dedication to user experience, Polkadot has already been made better. Under his leadership I believe that we can inject the liquidity needed to sit at the table with all of the scam chains.
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HOW TO GET GIGADOT AND LOOP THAT BWOI 🔄. 🔸Send KAITO Polkadot Leaderboard rewards to Hydration.🔸Yeet it into GDOT🫵.🔸Loop it🔥.🔸Loop it again🔥🔥.🔸Borrow against it?🏦
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The WUD weekly looks like this. When was the last time you saw a chart like this on Polkadot?
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Moments after the GIGADOT cap was increased from 2,222,222 to 8,888,888 two absolute mad lads yeeted in over $2.3M DOT 🤣
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In ~12 hours we’ll see some changes to Polkadot native USDT & USDC borrowing & lending on Hydration. 🔸the base interest rate will be bumped from 0% -> 2%. 🔸optimal utilization will drop from 85% -> 65%. 🔸supply & borrow cap changes. To date both assets have been controlled by.
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