Homo Sapiens have four basic ideologies: fuck it, pet it, kill it, or eat it.

The world hasn’t been the same since The Fame Monster

Bowl cuts have never been in

I’m so over this week. Minimal effort Friday’s is here

There aren’t enough hours in the day

Clearing my other phone was a mistake. Can’t work from anywhere else but the office, due to everything being locked down 😭

I will put a screen protector on it, as soon as I get home

Had some major separation anxiety when my phone was being fixed from my the cracked screen

People complaining about the all white ab induced gag fest... but remember, we can see your likes.... #twitter #tumblr

It’s 9am, not at work, train is stopped... and I’m hungry af

Gay speech: instensly staring for way too long. #whatisthis #love

Why that look, this is a good thing, no? Or at least the potential for a 3rd?

Tv these days is so trash r there’s too many options, I’m relegated to just watching Buffy, for the 15th time 😒

People who ridicule those who use their phones a lot in public operate under the false conclusion that they are more interesting than the people on the phone. 9/10 they’re not.

Having no case on my iPhone #myglowupmoment

The one movie everyone I know wants a live action version of: Atlantis... yet, Disney keeps remaking things that we didn’t ask for... #cry

All about positive output. Friends on the glowup. #liveyourbestOprahLife

I want to be a dog dad, but I can’t be a good dog dad, so it’s best to not put a doggo through that.

Why is in 2018, companies marketing plans basically is spam... you don’t need to send me an email every fucking say. I’m more likely to unsubscribe if I see you more

😒 me at anyone who pauses before interacting with a revolving door, escalator, or elevator

The question no one is answering about Social security: why would I pay into something I can’t get? If it’s cut, than the social contract is broken, and current taxes shouldn’t be collected for it? Correct? Social security is an earned benefit, not entitlement.