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how i see the world: in college i spent years trying to cobble together a mall epic but kept only being able to write the final saga within which a girl falls asleep at the mall and the world ends or a wall goes up around it or something. that year ling mas severance came out
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status: should i take my lip ring out. status: drinking a white mocha and listening to massive attack. log: out. life on: easy.
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this is the girl who writes your lsats bro youre going to stanford😭
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i just decided to be a promoter
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not to stroke the massive dick of my own boundless ego but how do you guys "drink" so often. had 2 drinks last night and woke up palpitating like a rabbit crossing an interstate and so paralyzingly famished i had to "doordash" a gluten free bagel, something no one should ever do
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i just got punished by god for using chatgpt for the first time and his punishment was my friend was logged in to chatgpt on my laptop and it was pulled up to her asking how to talk to me, k, because i have borderline personality disorder.
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the other day i was enjoying a chai tea outside of a bakery when a man with a square hairline in the style of boston cop approached me to compliment what he thought was a dont tread on me tattoo on my bicep. when i told him it was actually an abstraction of the coiled serpent
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yallll my amazing blonde therapist just said something crazy about familial schism nightmare which was just the words "bad" and "gross" over and over again. she said: "it was probably because you were made to feel bad and gross, and you arent." yall, i felt that.
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i do not care about furniture i only invest in my form because you always live in yourself.
Your 20s are for lusting after furniture you can't afford actually
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last night i dreamt i reached out to mom asking whether she wanted to be in contact and she said no and when i asked whether i was "bad" or "gross" she said gross. after my three hours of stage two sleep i woke up to a blaring oscillation of "gross" and the lyrics to "riptide" ☺️
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i just found half a crushed adderall at the bottom of a dime bag a hostess gave to me and gummed it so i could focus on the love is blind finale episode r/ wish i were fundamentally different
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asked a lawyer last night how to sue my dermatologist for an undisclosed fee and he said i have no grounds because my skin is perfect. then i asked three people whether theyd kill me in the trolley problem against their best friend and hitler. just throwing spaghetti at the wall
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you know i post vlogs of my real flesh face moving and speaking for free every single day and they are available for bookmark? and whats more they often contain shrewd social commentary?
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