my normal thought is that the nonna at the trattoria is trying to make me fat because she put oil on my salad where it normally goes. my other normal thought is that the guy who usually replies "face card" to every story post of mine and hasnt in days has seen my crows feet.

when i come back to new york engaged to somebody like this having glimpsed the pith of human oneness and decided to live in accordance with the things we do share over the things we try to

if i book this gig my substack goes one hundred percent paid only.

treat

i keep accidentally going on 2500" elevation hikes fasted in a tankair with approximately two ounces of water in my george gina and lucy bag

them: talking politics sciences advancememts etc at a table cleared save the crumbs flutes and ashtrays me: well there should be a battery that lasts forever.

i cannot believe that huda mustafa discovered a cure for pretty much the most vicious cluster b personality disorder and it is literally going on a reality dating show.

my french accent is perfect but i tend to use an american one as to bolster my idiomatic aptitude and also as not to appropriate a speech impediment i do not have. as i was taught perfect tongue tap rs.

yea i know. has anyone been keeping track of my psychopathology. im a psychopathologyfluencer.

actually my skinny top lip and the pinkish inner thigh marks from my time with a feeder gainer boyfriend are two of my sexiest things. when manufactured face and body become normative you will want the snaggle tooth my dear. you will look into snaggle tooth veneers.

if you loiter outside of la perle for long enough a widower will come up to you in your merrells and tsk. this wont do baby. lets get you in some repettos. lets get you to courreges. have u eaten today tinything.no he wont:/. but lost in this reverie i did dine and dash.

hold on im adding a deli slicer to my throne.

learning what a pump and dump coin scam is at a tapas bar in belleville. ordered the "tomatoes".

i cannot steam the soymilk, he flusters. it wont be good. it doesnt have to be good, i assure him. where im from nothing is good. the dollar is a moot fact. the dollars elemental. its air.

"i need to see you while youre here." maybe. i google him. he started an aluminum free spray deodorant brand thats stocked at erewhon for 20/pop next to the salt & stone. he also killed someone in a motor vehicle incident in 2018. one is obviously worse but both are really bad.

I WANT A BOYFRIEND. I HAVE NOT HAD A BOYFRIEND IN SIX AND A HALF YEARS. but i suck so bad and get rude when i get loved.