Pastoral lead comes in, she has been speaking to a member of staff who wants to come back in.
I told her she can’t, she says, because she is clitically vulnerable.
She’s what, I spit my tea out.
Clitically vulnerable, she confirms.
Pause.
Right, I say, well if you’re sure.
@llewelyn20
😂 this is like the time secretary told the counsellor not to come in the next week because we had ‘an incest day’ she said ‘do you mean an INSET day?’
‘Yes’ she said ‘why? What did I say?’
@llewelyn20
I once read out a press release randomly from a pile to a class of offshore engineers when I worked in FE. Press release heading read: “ 700 Jobs Blow at Babcock” In my haste to get it right, I got it totally wrong, making every engineer want to work there...