@llewelyn20 I’d have made him cough. I have ways.

@lifeatthenest Ha ha..

@llewelyn20 Gimme five mins with the turd

@IMBEINGALERT You can’t just batter him...ha ha. That’s not how we do things in my school. You have to TRY to get the truth without violence first.

@llewelyn20 We have one too 😂 every school should 👍

@llewelyn20 Nooooo that would have made the story longer.

@llewelyn20 He’s ruined forever my “first world privilege” rant to the kids forever Utter womble

@llewelyn20 Teachers like that.... worth their weight in gold 😀

@llewelyn20 I was thinking that if he'd been a student of mine coming up with an excuse that poor he'd have been begging me not to phone his Mum by the time I was done poking holes in it.

@llewelyn20 @HayleyColes80

@llewelyn20 We do too!

@llewelyn20 You can’t beat a good Head of Year or equivalent - a bit of Line of Duty crosses with MI5.

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@llewelyn20 Teachers would make excellent interrogators. The teacher stare would get Cummings wetting his pants (with wee) and fessing up in five

@llewelyn20 Dom, Boris, Mary - in different corners of the room, writing down what happened without talking

@llewelyn20 That made me laugh big time and took me off on a trip down memory lane to Sr Columbanus in our high school. She was 4ft 7" but boy did she get the job done when it came to interrogations ! She would have had his confession in 5 mins and 5 mins later a big donation to say sorry 🤣

@llewelyn20 Like the Fratellis! Brilliant plan 👍

@llewelyn20 My wife - former Head of Year - is the same. I can't get away with anything.

@llewelyn20 I love those pastoral leads

@SteveSwinhoe Not always. I do though.