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bad jokes, politics, craft beer, religion, and it gets worse from there

Treaty One Territory, Winnipeg
Joined January 2012
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@ljtwpg
LJT
5 years
honestly the fact that A&W hasn't made a QuaranTeen Burger feels personally insulting
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@ljtwpg
LJT
11 months
Dude is paying to promote this tweet, so let's fact check it. - Maui gas is 1.65/L CAD. In Canmore, where he's from, it's 1.35. - State sales tax in Hawaii? 4%, to AB's 0%. - Eggs in Maui? Over $10 USD/dozen at Costco. Paying to spread lies on your holiday? Priceless.
@brett_oland
Brett Oland
11 months
In Maui right now. (You can stick your “Elbow Up” your a$$). A few first hand observations: 1. There is no trouble with U.S. Customs. . . whatsoever. Americans are very welcoming people. 2. Gasoline is less expensive (even with CAD/USD exchange). 3. Food is less expensive
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@ljtwpg
LJT
11 months
@cityofwinnipeg on McDermot between Rorie and Waterfront
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LJT
11 months
When people park in the spots reserved for Peg City Car Co-op
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LJT
1 year
On the phone, your representative just kept repeating that it's because you "bill in advance," but I promise you, these services were "cancelled in advance" of your bill by a full week.
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@ljtwpg
LJT
1 year
Hey @Bell_MTSHelps - when you send me an e-bill Friday for services I've already cancelled and do not have, backdate that bill by 5 days, and then put conflicting due dates on it - is that, like, on purpose?
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LJT
1 year
The CPC has always done this. They are measuring only how enthusiastic their base is, nothing more. The content of the responses doesn't matter, only the total number. The phrasing is intentionally hyper-partisan to ensure nobody but die-hard party loyalists will even respond.
@JanMoleski
Jan Ska 🇨🇦
1 year
Would you take a look at this bullshit survey? CPC slogan hell. https://t.co/aBnNKkbHb1
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LJT
1 year
Lutnick: We wouldn't want China to route goods through this island in order to skirt tariffs! China: *crosses fingers that nobody notices its huge shared border with Russia, the only country with no tariffs*
@NewsWire_US
NewsWire
1 year
U.S. Commerce Chief Lutnick says Penguin Island included in tariffs to prevent potential loopholes.
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LJT
1 year
I am playing a few sets at @devilmaybeer on March 15 (Saturday). Music from 7:30 ish to 10 ish No cover Good beer on tap
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LJT
1 year
Any suggestions out there for a no-fee or low-fee credit card with decent cash back or other perks? @neofinancial dropped the base cashback on my card to 0% without warning, so I now have 0% interest in staying with them.
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LJT
1 year
okay how do we feel about this
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LJT
1 year
This is the insane logic that will deliver a landslide Conservative victory despite most Canadians hating Poillievre. You don't need to vote CPC to express disappointment with Trudeau. Spite is a bad voting strategy. He's already leaving. Vote for the party you agree with most.
@christoaivalis
Christo Aivalis 🌹🍊
1 year
You're gonna see a lot of Liberals guilt you into voting for them by pushing 'anything but conservative' voting. But remember that it was the LIBERAL PARTY that broke their electoral reform promise. They deserve the blame for a Conservative win
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@ljtwpg
LJT
1 year
man, I needed this beer
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LJT
1 year
I'm not sure what the point of having @CAAManitoba is when the wait time is FIVE DAYS The app says an hour but a nice gentleman just called me to say "I'm glad to hear you're safe at home" (which I'm not), "we are looking at middle of next week" and "thanks for your cooperation"
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LJT
1 year
is the secret that they were really big
@CTVNews
CTV News
1 year
Fossilized poop reveals secrets of how dinosaurs came to dominate Earth
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LJT
1 year
I'll be there, will you?
@devilmaybeer
Devil May Care Brewing
1 year
TOMORROW WE BLITZ It's our first-ever Dutch Blitz tournament, and we're SERIOUS about it. FREE to enter. PRIZES for the winner. BRAGGING RIGHTS for eternity. Registration starts at noon, Blitzing at 1pm! As my weird uncle always says, "if you ain't Dutch, you ain't much."
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LJT
1 year
I might stick around here a while in some way, but it just doesn't feel good or useful anymore... For a better connection to LJT Online ™️ https://t.co/i9pFFtmB8J
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LJT
1 year
This should be fun.
@devilmaybeer
Devil May Care Brewing
1 year
Always wanted to prove your dominance at the world's most aggressive card game? Over strangers? While drinking delicious beer? Nov 24, we're hosting a public DUTCH BLITZ TOURNAMENT. FREE entry. PRIZES for the winner. BRAGGING RIGHTS for eternity. Doors @ noon, Blitzing @ 1pm!
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LJT
1 year
ummmmmmmmm okay
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LJT
1 year
I think politics has long been more about what FEELS true than what IS true. Trump is just the first major candidate to fully and shamelessly embrace that. The old conservative idiom "facts don't care about your feelings" has become completely inverted.
@RoyceKoop
Royce Koop 🇨🇦
1 year
Fact checkers are, to my mind, basically a sub-category of technocrats. If only we could fact-check everything and get to the objective truth, then everyone would just agree on everything and we could do away with politics altogether.
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LJT
2 years
Setting up for Oktoberfest at @devilmaybeer and @christellar asks, does Marzen have an umlaut? Me: "When in doubt... Umlaut."
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