Elizabeth Stanton
@lizzyastanton
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Standup comedian, world traveler, free speech advocate, Canadian Kiwi, life of the party.
Joined January 2020
First they came for the squirrels and raccoons and you did not speak up because they were not your pets, then they came for the Ostriches but you stuck your head in the sand, then they’ll come for you and we won’t speak because Canada made hate speech laws!
It's a sad day in Canada when a mother and daughter get arrested for trying to keep their healthy animals and their farm alive... . The unwarranted execution of ostriches at the Universal Ostrich Farm is unscientific, and the world is watching. This isn't just about one farm
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An FYI to all Canadians: they want you dead more than the ostriches!
BREAKING: CFIA informs Universal Ostrich Farm that the warrant has been served but they will be "allowed" to spend the night. If they do not leave tomorrow there "could be consequences". In other words, they can suffer all night and if they don't leave in the morning they will
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Canada is introducing hate speech laws just like the UK. #billc2 #MarkCarney #hatespeech #groyper #redpill #Canada
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PLEASE SHARE!!! Universal Ostrich Farm is making a desperate last minute plea to US President @realDonaldTrump and his administration. RCMP and government agents are at the gates and preparing to slaughter 400 healthy ostriches. @RobertKennedyJr
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If you’re happy about Charlie Kirk’s assassination, you’re supporting Israel. #CharlieKirk #IAMCHARLIEKIRK #NetanyahuWarCriminal #israeldidit
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Me thinks BiBi doth protest too much. #israeldidit #Netanyahu #CharlieKirkdead #CandaceOwens #charliekirk #IAMCHARLIEKIRK
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It finally happened! Candace is firing back about the hit on #CharlieKirk by #Netanyahu and is really upset about #TurningPointUSA installing a schill, aka #benshapiro and expects #Israel to call a hit on her for speaking up. #JusticeForCharlieKirk
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Please come to Conscious Comedy this Saturday the 13th. We’re going to be celebrating the life of Charlie Kirk and making fun of the 🧃who did it. This is the War on Terrible Comedy. Please come out to a show we hope you’ll never forget. #charliekirk #comedy
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And this is exactly what I said. People are saying these guys were Charlie’s friends. If those are friends, what are enemies?
One of the hallmarks of an “inside job” or “operation” is signaling. That comes in different forms. The man with a white shirt and hat, as well as the guy in the black shirt behind Charlie Kirk are CLEARLY hand signaling about a sniper and giving the “Go” signal to someone
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So this video I posted has been going viral on Facebook and Insta as a reel. I believe Charlie Kirk was killed by a CIA op. The guys behind him give hand signals. The guy with the white hat tips it, and the guy in the black shirt gives clear. #CharlieKirk
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Get tickets now to Conscious Comedy at 139 Keefer Street this Saturday September 13th in Vancouver! #Scottishgirls #girlwithaxe #scottishgirl
https://t.co/8mpG4mDkTn
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Justine TruDouche uh *cough* got strep from the Gloryhole but is back to Sing "Brown Town!" 🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦 Needs #Remigration you agree? @bruce_barrett
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Believe you me! The government wants you dead more than the ostriches. Get your heads out the sand.
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The assumption this is a Mrs is bold. Ankles up Chinada
Mrs Carney continues to work for a USA company that “surprisingly” received government contracts -lives in the USA and her children go to USA schools !! So much for Elbows Up !
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Canada is such a safe place— to commit crimes.
🚨🚨ANOTHER HOME INVASION IN ONTARIO They allegedly ran into a 29-year old female's CAR, KIDNAPPED HER by THROWING HER IN VAN stole her keys, went into her home -- SHOT her DAD! This is OUT OF CONTROL!! ....AND HES ALREADY OUT ON BAIL!!!
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Why spend 100s of dollars for a corporate outdoor comedy show when you can come to Conscious Comedy for pocket change and see the best comedy show Canada has to offer. Don’t buy American. Buy all Canadian with the only uncensored show in BC! #consciouscomedy
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Get your tickets now for the greatest show on Earth, or at least the most uncensored comedy show in Vancouver/ Canada. #consciouscomedy is the only comedy show with original music, awake jokes, and comedians who say the quiet part out loud. https://t.co/8mpG4mDkTn
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Actually, I feel like this is pretty accurate. Considering the largest/fastest growing religion in Canada matches up with this.
What an insult to the Canadian flag. It's right up there with burning it.
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Come to Conscious Comedy September 13th to hear some truly hard hitting jokes. #indiantrucker #consciouscomedy
https://t.co/8mpG4mDkTn
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