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Ah, that explains the anger
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Feeling kinda betrayed rn
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Not far off. !
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He's looking a bit chunkier now, which is great. I'd like to get him over 5 grams before release.
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#GriffTheBat having a lil groom
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Lunch swim + pup cup feat. Kingfisher
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I even phoned a friend (I hate talking on the phone lol)
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He is thankfully one of those bats that immediately recognises you're feeding them and chows on down. Also given some Oralade for rehydration (mmm, chicken flavour)
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Not me getting excited about having an all-black Pipistrellus species come in before learning that he'd just been stuck in someone's chimney and is therefore just sooty 😅
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Everything can be a Simpsons reference if you're me
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I told them that's the sort of behaviour that ends up with them being shot.
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The adults have taken to swooping anyone walking past my house (but not me or the dog) which is simultaneously amusing and also I feel embarrassed of my poorly behaved children.
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3 days
Made up a new dust bath for the girls and it's gone down very well
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There's 3 chicks! One has moved off the chimney onto the flat roof and there's still 2 on the chimney
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They're so big now!!
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I shall hold back on my opinions on taking a man's name at marriage anyway.
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Why would an unmarried woman have a baby with a man and give the baby HIS SURNAME.
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Ripping packs in da club??
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She only wears a harness when running as she knows she can pull when it's on 😁 safer than a collar too for running.
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2 mile run in the rain this morning with pup - not really run for a long time so nice to find it pleasantly easy! Back inside to get dry now and feel smug for the rest of the day
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