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@lividturkeys
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11 months
Guys just look
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@lividturkeys
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1 year
#ofmds2spoilers He’s just gonna be so oblivious and hot in this episode as Ed is in turmoil
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@lividturkeys
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Guarded Ed was like “okay it’s safe to give him a lil kiss. Just a lil kiss like our last one.” Then stede goes in and pulls him in for the deeper kiss. Ed is like 🚨🚨 “oh wait my man is too eager pump the brakes.” He was not ready for this new, bolder stede 🥵 #ofmds2spoilers
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@lividturkeys
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Rhys’ vocal range always tickles my brain. #ofmds2spoilers
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@lividturkeys
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11 months
When all the dust settles come find me: a fan who adores season 2
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@lividturkeys
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1 year
#ofmds2spoilers Rhys is such a good actor because he didn’t break character when they started to talk about fairies. He didn’t go into a spiel about fairy folklore or any other cryptids. Give him the Emmy already.
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@lividturkeys
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11 months
Stede looks hypnotized by Jim and I don’t blame him lol #ofmds2spoilers
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@lividturkeys
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11 months
I’m sorry but stede melts into that kiss so beautifully. Idk why people say there’s no chemistry aaaahhhh im watching a different show than other people. #OFMDs2spoilers
@wokeandghey
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11 months
I mean it I’ll be watching this until s3
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@lividturkeys
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2 years
Why didn’t Steve Martin win an Oscar for this? (Appreciation thread 🧵)
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@lividturkeys
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11 months
I once again have to scream about their noses. #ofmds2spoilers
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@lividturkeys
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I might be in the minority but I like Stede’s development so far. He needs to course correct obvs but it’s interesting (a lil hot) to see him grow as a pirate. I have a feeling it’s not a permanent change either.more to come in this last ep. Idk it’ll be okay #ofmds2spoilers
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@lividturkeys
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I think their expressions sum up the way they show love. Stede goes soft and melts and Ed gets cute aggression like when he read Stede’s letter lol. #ofmds2spoilers
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@lividturkeys
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Rhys talking about why he’s always been into cryptids and the unknown. I love that he wanted to share his feelings of being alien with listeners in case we felt that way too. Thanks, Rhys 🥹
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@lividturkeys
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The squeaky “I’m not telling them that!!!” And Samson’s knee slapping have cured me.
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@lividturkeys
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She was so hot for this #ofmds2spoilers
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@lividturkeys
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10 months
A turkey compilation for this turkiest of days. 🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃🦃
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@lividturkeys
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He says “fucked” with so much force tho #ofmds2spoilers
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@lividturkeys
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2 years
Um I found video someone posted of their party in 2003 and Rhys was dancing like this.
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@lividturkeys
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11 months
How can you be a fan of Rhys and not be okay with cringe? You best believe we are all cringe trained in this household.
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@lividturkeys
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I’ll say one thing about trauma and character growth being swept under the rug in s2: DJ never set this out to be a show about people who deal with grief/trauma well. The comedy comes from these characters being messy and not self aware. That’s why “safe-spaceship” is funny 1/6
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I realized that there is a version of Rhys that is so pretty and playful in his costumes on set that we only get glimpses of 😭. #ofmds2spoilers
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11 months
The way this isn’t photoshopped lol
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@lividturkeys
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I love dandy stede bonnet with all my heart but stede losing the fancy clothes wasn’t him losing his femininity. It was him losing his aristocratic ties completely. If he went full aristocratic garb, it would be a step backward in his pirate journey. He’s still soft & feminine +
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@lividturkeys
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Stede liked jealous Ed just a little bit.
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@lividturkeys
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His voice is so gentle
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1 year
You see this line? This is why I relate to Stede so hard lol
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@lividturkeys
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Rhys breaking my heart with his summation of Stede.
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8 months
Just a reminder of how pretty Stede is when he’s blissed out from kissing his boyfriend
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Another hilarious cameo for the roaches rascals. We finally learn how Rhys got out of the pool after filming at it is a touching Easter-esque story..
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Rhys forgot to switch off the stede.
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1 year
Mama Rhysie says hang tight, to us little horsies chomping at the bit.
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#ofmds2spoilers He went all pick pocket routine here
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@lividturkeys
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#ofmds2spoilers The main thing keeping me going 😭😭😭😭
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@lividturkeys
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2 years
Do you ever just get slammed with the realization that his middle name is MONTAGUE?
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@lividturkeys
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IM DID 💀
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@lividturkeys
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1 year
Aahh I loved Nathan calling Rhys dad.
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@lividturkeys
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He was greying so gracefully
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1 year
Omg I loved Matt and Rhys together
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@lividturkeys
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1 year
People who thought Rhys was high because of the beatboxing at the panel just haven’t seen the cryptid factor yet and that’s okay.
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@lividturkeys
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3 months
What goes on tour
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*Fang voice* “I’m gonna catch a fishy!!”
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@lividturkeys
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They make my heart burst I can’t take it anymore (a mini thread🧵 )
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@lividturkeys
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Did he have to bat his eyes like that tho???
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@lividturkeys
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Matt just looks like he discovered moving his shoulders for the first time
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@lividturkeys
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My phone has so much Rhys it started calling him dinner
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I love seeing his nose smush into his face. I wish I could see Stede’s nose.
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A thread 🧵 of the cameos we got so far! I’m gonna try to credit as best I can. I got some links off the cameo website and not here so they were harder to find the person who asked. If you know lemme know so I can credit them!
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@lividturkeys
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1 year
Emmy for best eyebrows goes to #ofmds2spoilers
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Ed’s thoughts: “ugh I was such a dick! I almost lost him. I was so stupid. Oh, my stede.” Stede’s thoughts: “mmmhmmmhhhhnomnomm Ed.”
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This was all an elaborate ruse to get Rhys to do slutty poses with his arms and it worked.
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@lividturkeys
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Like how genuine was Rhys when he was talking about seeing Taika as Blackbeard in this scene and it feeling so real?😭
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@lividturkeys
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This is how Stede is gonna try to patch things up with Ed
@waterychilli
Jem 🌹❤️⚔️// post MCM era
1 year
Oh my god it was right in front of us the entire time
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@lividturkeys
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Aah hearing about Ta*ka’s chronic pain makes the grumpy set photos make much more sense. I have rbf when I’m in pain too. (Sorry I should have posted this on the audio clip I heard but it’s from a recent radio interview he did).
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How have I not seen this pic before? Wtf
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I know I post about rhysies little teeth a lot, but I also love Taikas little teefs.
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@lividturkeys
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Dimple and fang 🫠 #ofmds2spoilers
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Uuumm I found this random vid where Rhys decided to present an award in a bath towel. The thirst tweet writes itself.
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@lividturkeys
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I really need to stop posting so many clips but look at how he just literally freezes when he says “unique” wrong.
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@lividturkeys
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Stede: “has your suit snugged up a little bit?” Ed: “in certain areas, yis. And in other areas, also yis.” #ofmds2spoilers
@chaosrevelry
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😭😭 i love y’all #ofmds2poilers
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@lividturkeys
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They are so cute tho 😭
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I didn’t know I needed Joel all smiley rubbing Rhys’ back before
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Rhys responding to being called a zaddy with “anywho” was just Rhys’ honest reaction LMAO
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Just remembering this gem. This is how we knew cameos would be worth the money when he was doing this stuff for free for so many years.
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Demon? I’m the fucking devil. And these are the kids *Bret and Jemaine wander into frame looking blankly*
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I relate to him so much. He was zoned out (maybe doing Morse code with his thumbs) but was brought back in just in time to not miss too much.
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@lividturkeys
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I don’t even recognize Rhys’ voice here
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#ofmds2spoilers #OFMDS2SPOILERS I’m just gonna live in this moment for the rest of the week
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I think it’s funny how the OFMD fandom has 3 flavors: original, WWDITS flavored, and FOTC flavored.
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Happy Murray Monday. Here’s a compilation of him being squeaky
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The absolute sweetness in Rhys’ voice when he says “aaaaawww” is killing me
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@lividturkeys
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Being in the ofmd fandom be like
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@lividturkeys
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Help me 😩
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His earring his chest his hair his hand
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Omg short poppies crew he made our cameo!!!!!!
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Rhys Darby in these
@chaleenajaja
ชลน แมวส้มแท้ๆ 🐱 🐦‍🔥
10 months
ชุดที่เหมาะกับน้ำท่วม
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I love how new ti*ka content is always premieres, parties and fancy stuff, while new rh*s content is him doing yard work 🤣
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@lividturkeys
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Just had to bring this pic back
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RHYSIE DOING HIP HIP AGAIN AAAHH
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ty samson this cured my depression
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@lividturkeys
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Rhys’ best interview maybe? It’s the cheeky smiles to camera after every question that kills me.
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Just thinking about how low Stede’s self worth was in season one. He never disagreed with people saying how useless he was but in season 2 he’s sticking up for himself more. He’s in a better place in season 2 self confidence wise. 🥲
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He did not have to go that hard for a dream sequence that ended in a fart joke but he did 🥲
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juanita 🐝🌿
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i will never get over the literal TEARS in dream stede's eyes seeing ed again oh my god that man missed him so much his entire body and soul ached for him
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“I’ll hold your hand” 😭😭😭😭
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I love this shot so much
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I think you are mixing your metaphors up, Rhys.
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Why is he like this?
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Stede being bashful around Ed 🥹 #ofmds2spoilers
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You know that scene in S1 after CJ had been saying bitchy shit to stede all day & stede finally gets some teeth & makes that quip about him not having a ship& CJ starts crying & everyone turns on stede for the bitchy comment? Good metaphor for the fandom’s bias against stede.
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The dilf energy was off the charts here
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This look is so good tho
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Rhysie don’t ever correct your perfect little giggle. I love him so much
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charrr! 🏴‍☠️🥂
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Here’s a reaction vid for this trying time
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Omg just realizing that stede saying “happened upon the ship I was bleeding out on” that stede never knew Ed was pursuing him in the first place.
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how did you two meet? 🤔
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I like how when taika goes in for the fake kiss he goes for the cradle of the jaw. He’s got a move and it’s muscle memory now lol
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God I want to quote this every day now
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Why wasn’t Rhysie there photobombing all of Taika’s interviews tonight tho 😭😭
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Why did this video destroy me????
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Idk why I love this clip of Rhys talking about being a ginger, but I do.
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The second he puts on some frills he becomes a haughty bitch and I must have him
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He’s just a lil guy
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