Messing around with my personal branding for fun, would love any feedback

@philblackpool Thanks for the love lol, how'd you come across this?

[Bob Costas voice] And somehow, someway, these pathetic losers lead the mighty, handsome Los Angeles Dodgers 4-2 as we enter the 8th inning.

My reddit and twitter accounts are both 16 years old. They're the only social media I liked using. Where do we go now? :(

📻 Tune into the next chapter. 🔺 OXENFREE II: Lost Signals is available July 12th, 2023. Pre-order it now on: Nintendo Switch: https://t.co/Lzejow10Sa PS5 & PS4: https://t.co/tiCNSL8bYv And play it on Netflix when we launch!

Struggling to give an automated phone system an ID number to only have the human representative that answers immediately ask for it

This feels like life in the last six years. #DiabloIV

Is there a better existence than a bench-warming basketball player, arms wide, holding back your bros when something exciting happens?

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 16 years, since 14 Mar 2007 (via @twi_age).

"Under New Management" is my favorite way we humans say "The Previous People were Dicks"

Most expensive pregnancy announcement ever

These commercials that keep talking about "the big game" - are they talking about Hogwart's Legacy or Dark & Darker? And why do they need so much pizza?

Been on Twitter for 15 years now, I'm really going to miss it.

Can you imagine how good the Christmas album from the Miami Boys Choir would be?

This is a very difficult decision

.@Arcadegeddon has the worst onboarding tutorial I've ever experienced in a video game. Let me skip the voice-over dialogues. I'd love to see their stats of how many people just uninstall in the middle of it.

Guns have more rights than women do in America

Searching for my United flight confirmation and getting every email with "United States" in it

If we can all get 109,999 other people to share an account we only have to spend $1 each https://t.co/pCw76zijxE

Everyone asks what the dog doing, not how the dog doing

My life has peaked, it's all downhill from here. Wordle 311 2/6 ⬛⬛🟩🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩