If you're finding me because one of my shitposts blew up: I post memes, cat photos, possums, and occasionally screech about information security. Welcome. I'm not a content creator, I am simply screaming into the void.

Heated winter village gained another house today. Please consider putting out creature shelters if you live in cold climates.

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Adding this to my email signature...

Every day...

👀 @leanrum

Small space, big comfort. Wayfair has stylish tables and seating that make every corner count.

Happy St Andrew's day! May your haggis be moist, large, and heavily spiced 🤌

God bless the children. We're going to be alright.

Another end to harvest season, and I have to say goodbye to pumpkins. One last image to put Autumn to bed...

Bring back dumb appliances! I don't want to do forensics on a toaster!

Take the Ferry to NYC. Kids Ride Free Thru Jan 4. All Terminals & Routes. Free Shuttles to Attractions. Watch Video. Click for Routes & Schedules.

As we're in bed for the night: @leanrum : "the dishwasher is done." "... did it just notify you?!" "Yes."

Hello old nemesis.

My three brain cells trying their best to figure out if I'm missing any ingredients for Thanksgiving.

Ah, another sunrise, another sunset, another day I'm glad we won the revolutionary war.

have you heard this?

In honor of the crashing BTC price...

IMPORTANT message for everyone using Gmail. You have been automatically OPTED IN to allow Gmail to access all your private messages & attachments to train AI models. You have to manually turn off Smart Features in the Setting menu in TWO locations. Retweet so every is aware.

Hey @nerdiosity ... Us.

Good evening, Mr. Chonk

If anyone is not on @BSidesPyongyang stream right now, you're missing the most lit song debut of the year from @uwu_underground . Holy shit.

I saw it so now you have to.

Example of: a meme can be both accurate and upsetting at the same time.

Thanksgiving is coming...

Chainlink: Linking Crypto to Capital Markets.