Oh come on lol

Having a glass of wine and smoking weed and at least for this very moment some fleeting peace.

Thinking about all the cool video games I’ll never get the chance to play after I die bc it takes so long to make them. What if BOTW3 comes out in the year 2175.

RT @danker_hank: As someone who's had to write a couple obituaries, weeping while doing so, the thought of letting AI do it for you is pret….

Finally figured out the lifelong question to: Why?, And the answer is: it just be like that.

The human condition is its own hell bc we’re wired to seek meaning in a meaningless world ! Got free weed today tho 🙌.

Getting invited to an HR meeting to get laid off and joining it with 2 lit joints in each nostril.

I think everyone from both sides can come together and agree that I’m too pretty to cry this much.

Life Hack: isolate from the world and stop talking to people and you’ll never have to lose anyone.

It’s hard making friends esp as an adult but sometimes you meet people serendipitously and it just blossoms into something really beautiful, it feels like ink spilling from a bottle and accidentally drawing the Sistine Chapel. You can imagine how the gravity of losing them feels.

Everyone is talking about the controversial Sydney Sweeney super aryan AE ad but is no one going to say anything about the ugly jeans? They are long square ass jeans literally no one wants those jeans. They should’ve had her selling a bra.

RT @youngthug: I hate when GIRLS die.

RT @youngthug: I hate when shit happens to girls/you, I really think girls should live very long, like every girl should atleast have a 50….

Thinking about how this is by far the shittiest month of this year so far, but we’re only half way thru so I know better than that.

Quarterly check-in

I know it was never real or true but I did for some reason think that being a good person would mean you had some sort of karmic shield in life, but you don’t. The only significance between being a good or bad person is perception.

I’m drinking a $7 coffee and listening to Lose Yourself.

Test… testing … testicle.

Had some drafts I needed to get out of my system this is my version of coughing all over people.