Pedro
@linusvanpedro
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I know I am pretty local somewhere // tweets in EN, replies in EN/PT-BR
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Joined June 2022
There is purity in walking outside and listening to the birds. And there's purity in walking outside with your favorite piano ballad in your ears while rain drops fall on your umbrella. All you need is a pure heart.
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This is your reminder to breathe a little deeper, relax those shoulders, feed your sourdough starter, check all screenshots of books you saved from Instagram, stare at the ceiling for thirty seconds, and say a quiet prayer for the people you promised to pray for.
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saw someone misunderstanding dunning kruger this weekend and thought "wow, just like dunning kruger"
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I've got a friend who translated straight facts into Portuguese by calling them heterosexual facts
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It's beautiful how text messages become more illegible the closer people get. Sometimes my wife just sends me the most random assortment of letters and numbers and I immediately know what she needs me to buy on the way back home. I hope my prayers sound like that as I grow older.
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They should abolish the like button and implement a five-star rating system for posts
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guy who works in b2b saas (back to back south-american ancient secrets)
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I wish artists who are happily married wrote more songs about being happily married instead of reminiscing about that girl Kelly from high school one more time
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When I was a teenager all I cared about in my guitar playing was absolute control over every string and sound. Now, all I want is to play as many open strings as possible in the most beautiful way I can.
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The thing about intelligent, imaginative people is that they can find the most creative, logical, and cohesive ways to keep stabbing themselves in the heart, and it is really hard to find someone who can look them in the eyes and convince them they are wrong this time
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After a certain age you have to develop enough maturity to stop thinking people are mad at you all the time and start realizing they are probably planning to abduct you instead
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I only show up on my wife's instagram stories doing the most illegible things (I was freezing coffee beans this time)
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Going to the barbershop and saying you're having whatever the lad on the third chair is having
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A fun thing about making pizza for family and friends is that it is one of the rare opportunities I have to work with something, not someone. I wonder what all of your jobs look like sometimes.
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