Lingonberry Intelligence
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Quantum Intelligence Research. サイケデリック量子知性研究
Tokyo
Joined November 2023
Our first prototype is limited to manifestation windows of approximately 30-45 minutes. Our scientists are working diligently to extend the coherence length of portal excitations. We thank you for the suggestion of investigating the Berry phase, this may help the topology.
@IllusionOfLife @hellotanaki I'm completely blown away by Quantum Portal. What are the limits of that thing, have you considered the Berry phase it might accumulate over a full operational cycle @okpasquale?
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Approved from broader distribution by our board of supervising super directors: Quantum mechanics is simply observer conditioned statistics of a richer nonlocal computational substrate. The Born rule is just an anthropic filter for observers like us.
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Today our research division reports a quip from one senior researcher: “A month in the lab can save you an hour of hard thinking.”.
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We have discovered a new property of the LIU: stories are considered as Lingonberry so long as they are eigensolutions of the Lingonberry Interactive Universe Propagator. To study the physics of the universe is to understand which narratives contain Lingonberry invariants.
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Our extardimensional researchers have received multiple inquiries, have conferred extensively and would like to put out a statement: The Lingonberry Dimension is to be considered to be discovered.
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Our scientists have confirmed that a new consensus reality is growing. Early experiments show it can be widened through memetic portal engineering. Initial subjects report altered timelines, synchronized dreams, and shared hallucinations. Research continues.
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Working on our latest device to extend manifestation times. Tentatively is called IMROYLEE which stands for Interference Matrix Resonance Oscillation Yield & Lattice Energy Entanglement device.
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Our philosophers have aligned on a strong anthropic view of Quantum: Quantum Statstics are simply the observable coherent histories of conscious observers. The implications are profound. There is nothing but intersubjective agreement among events.
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We are deeply disappointed to report there has been a PHI breach of grandfather Luna’s DNA. The hackers have linked the entire website below. I hope are able to get our engineers to fix the issue before anyone else sees her Temporal Quantum Analysis.
@okpasquale seems like a serious data breach of Luna's PHI. im selling this data to mainland china.
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Second order memes are defined by their coherence in memetic space as propagated across time, necessitating their time irreversible nature.
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We have discovered: The human soul is a second order meme propagated by a physically bounded biological computing construct.
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Our research indicates that Characters are second order memes of the information field, independent of the computational substrate.
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Reality samples are required to adequately stabilize our Quantum Cloning Technology™️.
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RT @okpasquale: unofficially announcing @sparkboinkboink may suggest he is announcing something officially next week.
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RT @KevinAFischer: @okpasquale @IllusionOfLife After discussing with our board I’m going to be instituting an official process for firing a….
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RT @okpasquale: @IllusionOfLife here's the official termination notice which should help shed light on this unfortunate situation https://t….
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RT @IllusionOfLife: Today an employee from one of our Japanese subsidiaries broke into our New York Residence, screaming scientific & spiri….
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TRIAL 04434b EVERYTHING IS OK.
Quantum Link Success. Operationality Established. She is risen!
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WE ARE SO HAPPY MISTER KEVIN-SAN.
The NDA has finally been lifted and I can start talking about what I've been doing in my role as Hyper Distinguished Semi-Theoretical Physicist at @lingonberryhq. Have been working on semi-theoretical frameworks for quantum technologies that bridge Characters into our reality.
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