lindizzleox
@lindizzleox
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I’m in literal tears reading this
@TheGlobal_Index @StreetFightsHQ it's an amazing technique that can disarm just about any dude. I was fighting two dudes and one had me in a headlock (maybe trying to choke me poor technique), the other had my left arm on the ground, so i shoved my hand up his shorts and put my finger in his ass, at least one
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I asked Vinny which sink he wanted to wash his hands at after coming in from playing outside. He boldly yelled “I don’t have to mom. I’m going to watch something. Don’t fight with me.” …He’s not even three.
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I forwarded a medical bill email to my husband. And then immediately got an email back “thank you for your payment” - like wow you’re annoying sometimes but you’re honestly the best.
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My feed is all about how dangerous seed oils are…. And my baby’s formula is made up of corn syrup and seed oils lol WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
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After experimenting twice, I’m here to say there is no “good time of year” to have a newborn baby.
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“How many times do I have to tell you, you cannot growl with food in your mouth”
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I keep getting sucked in to online ads while feeding the baby in the middle of the night.
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It’s been 7 weeks and I’m still smiling over the fact that I’m no longer pregnant.
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I had a serious conversation in person with a man today whom I couldn’t see because I was holding my toddler who was giggling while pulling my hair and putting it over my face.
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Now that I’ve “accepted” sleep is no longer part of my imminent future, I need recommendations on how to feel awake without sleep.
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“I could stare at a tree for an hour and examine every single bit of its bark, and that’d be a really fucking good day for me.” - my husband
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There’s chocolate on my pillowcase & I’ve known about it for 2 days and haven’t done anything about it.
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I forgot to take a picture of my kid on his first day of preschool. I also didn’t buy one of those signs.
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