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@lilrimpz
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3 years
I’m only supporting female drug dealers now. Look at this presentation
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Here’s some more rental returns at my job
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
I’m officially never inviting women over again
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Can we stop talking about this r34 please. I thought we had all already decided that car wasn’t it anyways. Let’s focus on the engineering masterpiece that is the 1998 Toyota Camry
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Asked him to check the tire for leaks
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
How much toque you think this thing got
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Heh
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
“It’s the perfect size. The big ones hurt too much”
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
I’m so over trying to sell shit
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
Bruh I gotta buy my dad an iPhone. I can’t keep getting videos like this
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
Idk bro. My Harley was pretty fucking rad 🤷‍♀️
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@codygaszak918
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3 years
Car people should stay as far as possible away from harleys😭
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
I hate people
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
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@lilrimpz
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10 months
It was even more beautiful in person
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
Fuck it. Bluetooth papers
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@lilrimpz
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4 years
@ssierra69 I’m right here
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@lilrimpz
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6 months
Me too printer. Me too
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
My viral video
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
You all need help
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
Anime women are real 🖤
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKIRA 🎉
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@lilrimpz
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5 months
Akira got attacked tonight by another dog while we were on a walk. I really had to fight this pitbull with everything I had and I don’t think I’ve ever been so afraid. I’ve just been throwing up from the adrenaline and I’m pretty sure I fractured my hand. Thankfully akiras okay
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
God this thing was gorgeous
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@lilrimpz
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4 years
@KrillTusk Shameless self plug of my weeb bike
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Leave it to the pothead to have the best snacks
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
I bet if you milked those tits, sour cream would come out
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3 years
Not looking for positive attention but more so alerting to my foes the size of my arms and my formidable sideburns. You will not win.
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
@fuckedupcars Houston babyyyyy 💪
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
This is your sign to turn a $1 goodwill vase into a bong
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Houston’s wild
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
Slid into a ditch and realized I need to stop sliding into dm’s and ditch you hoes
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@lilrimpz
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I missed you guys 🖤
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Fucking W
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Gm
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@lilrimpz
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1 year
Blueberry lemonade, syrup, and muffins from scratch 🫐
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@lilrimpz
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1 year
We’re in blueberry heaven rn
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@lilrimpz
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4 years
Don't forget someone actually asked me to pose on my hoodless camry
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
The two emotions
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@lilrimpz
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7 months
Lifted Hondas suvs >>>>>
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@whiptheyacht
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need overlander honda pilot 4wd as a daily
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Had to do it to em
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@lilrimpz
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4 years
I wanted to show you guys first
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@lilrimpz
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1 year
But like. Look at us ❤️‍🔥
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
250k miles. He wants 4,500. I wanna pay 2. Am I the asshole?
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
The three wise men
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
Sowwy your package was late 🥺🥺🥺
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
Someone name her
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
Enough Akira pics for now. His party was a success
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@lilrimpz
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7 months
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@lilrimpz
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1 year
Back to glasses 🤓 these are pretty cute
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@lilrimpz
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2 months
Ain’t no way they made me do this 😭
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@lilrimpz
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26 days
Guys will watch this and say hell yeah
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
I wanna grow my hair back out now. It’s time
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
An eboy got here first 💅
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
I met this guy at the dog park yesterday and he took a few pics of Akira and I’m sobbing
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Hey hey hey
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Can’t have shit in Texas bro
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Ya boys a Finna be a Toyota tech 🖤
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
@dfitzwm I didn’t even know people hated them. I adore clear taillights. I’m pro clear tails for literally every car. New standard
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
If you like squid game, go watch Deadman Wonderland
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
Now would you look at that
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@lilrimpz
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8 months
Auto Technician’s cars >
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@lilrimpz
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4 years
This is the best part of Chex mix.
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Mfs really jumping our shit now
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
This deadly Victorian dress has @mikurubaeahina written all over it
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
@bodyinurwallz @mark_na8c @prizzamike That thing will physically never be structurally sound again
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Found some sunglasses in a car 🥸
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
New tools make the ouch stop
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Coworker pulled up in this and I’m trying to buy it
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Future wife and I
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@lilrimpz
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4 years
What’s good
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@lilrimpz
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4 years
Should I drop the maid outfit pics?
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
No one cared yesterday but I tried dressing up for my work meeting.
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3 years
Homie really said
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Birthday present to myself. Came just in time. Pineapple for scale
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@lilrimpz
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5 months
A few antibiotics and pain pills later and Akira’s gonna be just fine!
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@lilrimpz
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5 months
Akira got attacked tonight by another dog while we were on a walk. I really had to fight this pitbull with everything I had and I don’t think I’ve ever been so afraid. I’ve just been throwing up from the adrenaline and I’m pretty sure I fractured my hand. Thankfully akiras okay
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
This is the best thing that’s ever happened to me at work
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@lilrimpz
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1 year
Copped a Beamer
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Water pumps FUCKED
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Workin hard
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@lilrimpz
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4 months
@krazii_geniius @nickchampain What a shit take lol. Literally only someone that’s never created something original would have such an awful opinion
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
I love you guys sm
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Cops caused traffic so I took their cone
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@lilrimpz
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4 years
I’ve never wanted something so bad in my life
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Laid out in the merc
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
That one time ⁦ @mikurubaeahina ⁩ used my car as a stepstool
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Just got fired. Time to grind valorant
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
I’m buying this and never selling it I swear to god
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Normalize peeing inside your girlfriend
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
Birthday boy thread
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@lilrimpz
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🎉 HAPPY BIRTHDAY AKIRA 🎉
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@lilrimpz
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2 months
Lunch time 👉👈
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
I’m realizing I don’t interact with a lot of people
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
@ske8sj7n7f8c8c2 What’s up with that seat
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
He’s okay. He jumped out of a window. I assumed my bedroom window so I thought he was stuck on the patio with broken glass bleeding out but he somehow opened my door and jumped out of my living room window.
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2 years
Just got the worst call of my life. Akira might be dead at home and I’m 45 minutes away. I’m sick
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@lilrimpz
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4 months
Man I’m never playing music in this neighborhood again
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@lilrimpz
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4 months
We fixed nothing and will drive it broken 🤘
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@lilrimpz
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2 years
My fathers maturing
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@lilrimpz
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3 years
If you don’t have a stranger take a picture of you at a gas station, did you really take a road trip?
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