Here's our statement on the results of the 2024 presidential election:

THEY ACTUALLY GAVE ANDY A LANEY BOGGS SLO-MO MAKEOVER SCENE #Survivor47

What an awesome sequence! I felt this. #Survivor46 #Yanu

AND BY FAR THE CRAZIEST DM I WILL EVER RECEIVE #metallica #survivor46

It’s almost time for #Usher to perform for #AppleMusicHalftime #SBLVIII 🏈🎤 @AppleMusic [via beigecardigan/IG] [APPLE MUSIC SUPER BOWL LVIII HALFTIME SHOW]

#SuperBowl mood

People keep saying that soccer is too low-scoring but the Super Bowl is currently 0 to 0.5.

when i accidentally close my 47 tabs it's like the burning of the library of alexandria, but worse and much more dire

“The last part of ‘attraction’ is ‘action’” is a brilliant quote by Kaleb. This guy is a beast of a player in every sense of the word #Survivor #Survivor45

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT REBA FLYING IN ON THEIR BOAT LAST NIGHT!? #Survivor45

“You wanted survivor buddy, you got it right here”#Survivor45

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1 ticket for 1 ticket for Oppenheimer Barbie please 💣 please 💖

https://t.co/WpWnbiz08d

The Barbie marketing team have done it again. So creative 👏🏻

20 years old Carlos Alcaraz is a #Wimbledon champion!!! Beats 7 times champ Novak Djokovic, who was in a 34 match winning streak, 1-6, 7-6(6), 6-1, 3-6, 6-4 to win a 2nd career Grand Slam title. What a champion!

Sorry for freaking out earlier man, didn’t realize everything would be ok

in 18 years we've had 2 federal minimum wage increases and 3 willy wonkas

Y’all…some folks at @NASA and @NASAJPL started wandering the halls telling people I had cancer and collecting mission patches and pins and stickers and posters (not pictured) and sent them as part of a huge care package 😭