Do you have games on your vape?

How I feel wearing my bright orange Arda Güler shirt in public

Now we wait

They didn’t realize they hired a full time aura farmer.

Onto some crazy memes at this hosting gig. I keep 3 fake Benjamin’s poking out of my pocket. Sometimes I’ll sorta slyly peep them out for passers by to make it seem like dudes are slipping me 100s for a table.

Really into mrcatchafayde on insta rn. Shoutout.

I’m fine, really, my sunburns keep me warm at night.

I have been hired for being beautiful!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉UES hostess job 🆙.

Is it engagement farming when you know you’ve got hits?.

Proust in the laundromat

What’s that one line usually attributed to Groucho Marx? ohhhhhhhhhhh god.

This is how I feel telling any story

Typeshhhit

RT @Lacan_nocontext: What is a Father?.

RT @Char_____lie: Iron dome? I mean it certainly wasn’t gold standard. Too much teeth I guess, but iron… a little harsh don’t you think?.

in a society dominated by utility, useless things become a good to be safeguarded

Trying to remind my cat that she loves me by putting on the Charlie Parker songs I used to play her when I was in middle school to ensure she had good taste.

Time to finally schedule a dentist appointment

Homo Soccer.

Dc pride is okay until u look around and remember everyone here kills people for a living.