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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
where the fuck did this memory come from
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@lifeoflanise
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7 months
no i just scroll fast when i get to that part of my camera roll
@therealtaejah
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Do y’all delete pictures and memories of ppl u don’t speak to nomore??be fr
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@lifeoflanise
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3 months
my nail tech is hispanic and she just asked me “so what do you guys do for black history month, do you guys have a big party?” 😭
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
ladies please do whatever the fuck you want, & stop trying to please these young men that have NO idea what they want to do with you
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
he got the bread in one hand and rubbing the belly with the other, that’s a good friend right there
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@lifeoflanise
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9 months
yes, my pupils turn into the shape of hearts
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u ever liked someone so much you enjoyed simply looking at them ?
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@lifeoflanise
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3 months
@keishaKdash good thing she asked me and not u
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@lifeoflanise
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3 years
shitting me 😂 i’m single till a nigga ask me directly
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niggas really do skip the asking u to be they girlfriend part 😭 u just wake up one day and u baby.
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
im from California baby lmao, im GOOD
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
my daughter not even gon know what a relaxer is, promise you daaattt
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@lifeoflanise
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3 months
@stupidslutshit she’s the sweetest, she genuinely wanted to know lol
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reposting it on my story
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miss fine shit 🫦
1 year
wyd if yo ex posted you , saying i want her back ?
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
don’t do this unless you’re tryna be my MAN
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
Adore You by Miley Cyrus does NOT get the credit it deserves man. song make me wanna be in LOVE
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@lifeoflanise
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7 years
the fuck this is so cute
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
i need to stop BEING pussy and just go get MY pussy ripped off
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@lifeoflanise
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3 months
here’s the talented lady with the good questions 🫶🏽
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
INCREDIBLES 2 IS ON NETFLIX BITCH DONT BANG MY LINE UNLESS U COMING TO WATCH IT WITH ME GOODNIGHT
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@lifeoflanise
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7 years
ima start acting just like u niggas.
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@lifeoflanise
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6 years
bitch i would pass out if my mans bought me this
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
damn y’all stupid
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
please DONT move to the Bay, the niggas are trash and traffic is horrible as is.
@NiaaaLavishbaby
LavishbabyNiaaa
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them Bay Area niggas somthing else boy ol boy 😍🤤👅 let me move to the bay 🤣
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
y’all really posting selfies rn... we don’t give a fuck
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@lifeoflanise
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7 years
the whole Bay Area know this song offtops 😹
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They literally don't have to say one word the crowd will rap it for em. 💯 @SOBxRBE @NBSslimmyb @YhungTo @Bustdown_lulg @DaBoii___
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it’s called a BLUNT CUT. wtf is with y’all!
@sophrosynee_
𝒮 𝐻 𝐸 ♌︎🥂
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Perfect length, I’m getting the Jayda Bob.
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
“when ima see you”
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✅ Approved in #emoji12 : Man With Probing Cane
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
me leaving southland mall without seeing anyone i know
@hannahhmarch
han 🧃
4 years
when you leave the victorville mall without seeing anyone you know
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
now imagine getting this done to your pussy. weaklings
@BET
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BRA! 😭😭 (viaJukin media)
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@BDTRELILBROTHER u must be stopped 😂😂😂😂
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
& i be right, so fuck y’all.
@driiiidriiii
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I always think some sneaky shit going on behind my back 🤦🏾‍♀️
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
oh my fucking GOD
@iiammbam
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@lifeoflanise “ iM cRyInG “
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
no response IS a response. and i be hearing y’all loud and clear
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@lifeoflanise
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3 years
this is definitely zoey from the proud family
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@lifeoflanise
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6 years
bitch, MY SENSITIVE ASS
@smokeygal_
𝔐𝔞𝔪𝔦♛
6 years
When you got alot on your mind and someone asks whats wrong
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
u not a Bryson Tiller fan without knowing just another interlude or self righteous
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
i forgot to tell twitter, we got our own spot🥺
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in your face, in your present day
@SaycheeseDGTL
SAY CHEESE! 👄🧀
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Finesse2Tymes with a message for JT: “UGLY? who? Where?”
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without my lashes done i am nothing
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@lifeoflanise
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7 months
i hate a nigga who don’t like your pictures because you “get enough” that’s some hating ass shit 😂
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
nobody in California has an accent lmfao, we just pronounce every syllable in EVERY word
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
i love this song!
@wsbtv
WSB-TV
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#BREAKING NEWS: Roommate of Alexis Crawford now in custody, charged with murder:
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@elefaantzz like he could’ve stopped after the question, that last bit wasn’t needed. at all.
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
my black QUEENS understand
@melaninmamis
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Periodddd.😂
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@lifeoflanise
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7 years
my boyfriend is not your bestfriend, your play brother, your ex, your left hand, right hand, big toe, NONE OF THAT. I don't care😂
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@lifeoflanise
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7 months
@SashaZhane real sister
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
never had one of these i always been the “let’s take a picture” ass bitch
@luveebugg
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I love a “lets take a picture” ass nigga 🤩
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
it’s the “get whatever you want” in every store for me 🥺
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
i don’t have another caption so ima drop these and go
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@BDTRELILBROTHER u wanna lose your appetite for what?
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
i can’t believe mariah carey wasted her christmas wish on a NIGGA
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
telling yo baby mama to sell the furniture in her house.... where your son lays his head at night.... but ARI is the bird? lmao right ok.
@jiruafemi_
Joyce ♡
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bruh herb told ari to sell her furniture to pay her rent i am goneeeee 😭
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
once i get my hair done do NOT talk to me because i’m acting brand new 😂
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
i no longer have the time to get to know niggas. somebody that already know me better make they move cause I’m not doing the “what’s your favorite color” phase again. I’m busy.
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@lifeoflanise
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6 years
this bitch is beautiful
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@lifeoflanise
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6 years
wow niggas really be in love and do the sweetest fuckin things ever
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@_dejahhhhhhh exactly that
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@BDTRELILBROTHER not when scalloped potatoes exist
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
i’m from california. i will not answer or text you 😭😭😭
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I’m from Atlanta. I will decline that shit & text wassup.
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
i could never be with a nigga like this lmfao
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
she throwing that lil hocus pocus booty okay!
@bshojos
babieface𝜗𝜚
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Hellen Keller when her nanny wasn’t watching.
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call me crazy shit at least you’re calling
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Only crazy bitches go through a mf likes
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@lifeoflanise
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9 months
it’s national holiday if you ain’t know! 💚
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
this is THEE hoochie daddy scent
@royalepains
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It’s a must ✨
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6 years
i feel like only we females notice the punctuation & the difference it makes lmao
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
as for a price list! PS, im not starting full sets until February! i will work over whatever set you currently have and go from there ❤️ feel free to dm me with any questions.
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@lifeoflanise
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3 years
say her name? what is it yall be saying, “they should’ve complied with the police” oh ok
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4 years
these niggas came in PACKS this year, i ain’t never seen so many pop outs at one time
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
I’m clearly not finished but SHAPE and fill all done by yours truly 🥳
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
“yOu NeEd To WaTcH yOuR mOuTh” no you need to back the fuck up out my face before i air this bitch out
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
big boss bitch, i do not come in your size 😘
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4 years
@_fatguurl helps you sober up, or at least that’s what my mama told me
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5 years
bandgang used to really have me T’d up back in the day lmaoooo
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6 years
do y’all remember get in Indy teaching us all how to yike and twerk in middle school LMAO
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5 years
pretty in pink💕
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4 years
covid asking the same thing 😂
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@lifeoflanise
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7 years
you a real ass nigga and i like it
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
if anything, i’m everything!
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
Karma’s really bout to beat y’all asses and ima just watch
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5 years
my feelings really don’t be mattering to nobody wow lmao
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yeah i was a regular kid.
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the “hate my nigga” tweets make me giggle
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
MAXWELL REALLY GAVE US PRETTY WINGS & THIS WOMANS WORK. beautiful.
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3 years
she thought this was common i’m screaming
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
wheeeeew i thought that said union city CALIFORNIA
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
once i like you ima wanna see you like 500 times a week, nothin major
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2 years
u put babyface ray on the track, & im guaranteed to tune in
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i be sending my friends back to back to back audio messages idgaf
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@lifeoflanise
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“you got it” > arguing
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@lifeoflanise
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4 years
i’ll never stop a nigga from hurting his own feelings
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i’m tuned in u freaky fuck
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don't say that sis 😭😭😭 bitches really do be plotting
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3 years
i swear it’s always the one on MLK 😂 everytime
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@lifeoflanise
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2 years
i just got my hair did just to shit on hoes like it’s a hobby
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6 years
all u stingy ass females are going DOWN
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@lifeoflanise
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2 years
my dms will never make me feel wanted i know niggas would talk to a bush if they could
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4 years
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@lifeoflanise
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6 years
im coming back for good so let them niggas know it’s MINE 🤣
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
i love this feeling so much 🥺
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@lifeoflanise
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5 years
as of next week im officially in the nail business and I’ve never been happier
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