My humble offering to the #janka tag on ao3 ⬇️ Rated M Pirate Jabber x Samurai Zanka Will be multichapter I hope whoever reads it has a good time!

Finally finished gachiakuta with my family and my sister said she wasnt that shocked at tamsy reveal because he "looked mean since the beginning"

should i post the semi-angst tonight. since it was the second most selected option. i wonder. would yall hate me if i did it

i hate being an adult what do you MEAN i need to actually come up with what to eat for dinner and cant just make everyone the same shit ive been making for the past month

thats the energy im looking for!! yes ill join you next week anon the exams WILL be destroyed 🔥🔥🔥

I am NAWT claiming your failure energy. Im gonna bend my other exams over just like i did with the first one. Shut UP

Why does everyone and their mother call me papa. Is this a reference to some meme im not aware of? Either way its genuinely making me uncomfortable atp 🥲

anything explicitly heartbreaking in it but theres crap ton of crumbs regarding jabbers (and not only!) backstory. So if youre willing to play hansel and gretel then im sure youll have a reason to cry, but if not, then oh well

Hehe thank youuu Unfortunately the exam season is still not over and i actually should study way more than i do (whoops) but im slowly getting back into writing. Id say ch6 is roughly halfway done, but it still needs to be revised and all that. As for tears.... i doubt ill say +

WHY THANK YOU LMFAOSKDJHFKSJ i think that fic will be my legacy atp and im more than perfectly okay with it

you know what i see it

a photo of a hand that is obviously his, intertwining fingers with another, and the caption 'yo guess what fine shyt i bagged' and its the moment where his fans start to believe that it *might* be actually real and not just a dumb pr stunt...... (16/16)

go wherever with that guy if he asked him out right now. 'sure. where do you want to go?' jabber SQUEALS and spins in his chair like a teenage girl. the chat is losing it and making copious amounts of memes about the situation. except a few days later jabber posts (15/16)

how jabber perks up in his seat. how his entire face lights up. how he whispers "no way" with audible excitement. everyone in chat laughs at how obviously set up everything is, but neither of them care. jabber just giggles and says something about how hed genuinely (14/16)

number. he hesitates. "i would honestly scream if he texted me right now", jabber mutters, checking his phone. fuck it, zanka thinks. 'its me, the delivery guy. now scream', he presses send without a second thought. he hears jabbers phone ping on stream. he sees (13/16)

that cutie (cutie?) his number, and jabber reluctantly says that he did, but he didnt get a message or anything yet... realizing that the gods are giving him the perfect opportunity, zanka yanks out the note from his wallet, unfolds it and quickly types in jabbers (12/16)

heart is in shambles, but in a weirdly good way. except he cant bring himself to text him. so the next day comes, and its zankas day off so its perfect for lurking on jabbers stream when it starts later that day. right from the bat, the chat asks jabber if he gave (11/16)

to run away. but he has a job to do, so he sucks it up and shows up at the door. everything goes like usual. except this time jabber slips a note into zankas hand, with nothing but a number on it, and closes the door before either of them can say anything. so zankas (10/16)

it was the first time ever zanka didnt watch a stream or even a stream recording of jabbers. he just couldnt do it, his heart would explode. the ignorance was still stressful, but at least somewhat bearable. the next time jabber orders something, zanka genuinely wants (9/16)

chat, "no, guys, listen, hes hot, he definitely thinks *im* hot, but im definitely not giving him my number." zanka just slams the laptop shut, unable to take it anymore. the fuck was happening? was the chat trying to make them get together? would jabber LIKE that???? (8/16)

hour shift barely alive and all and he sits down in front of his laptop and sees that jabber is streaming so he opens his stream and is instantly met with "...nd he looked like he wanted to eat me". zanka is. a bit scared. "no, no", jabber continues while reading the (7/16)