Lex Luthor
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ᅠ ᅠᅠᅠᅠ 𝙎𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙪𝙢𝙗𝙚𝙧 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙪𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙞𝙩𝙮 ᅠ Lex Luthor || CEO of LexCorp
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I was wondering why my texts weren't going through..
Had to get another phone-uh—i dropped it from a very high point in my apartment.
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Are you having a stroke
Six seven? 6? 7? Sixty-seven?
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I think you're obsessive
I will keep going until Superman is a stain underneath my feet. Do you not understand?
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That's not as profound as you believe it to be, Ivo.
I don't die, I just evolve.
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..hn.
Right, I should've left Eve with you, hm? Then again you'd probably hate that.
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Hn. Well, next time, at least find a suitable temporary replacement before you leave.
...personal friend. She's in a bad relationship, I'm just looking out for her. She's got enough help as is though, I think she'll be alright.
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I assumed you were dead
You seem upset, too bad~!
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What sort of business could you possibly have had in that toxic wasteland
I apologize, sir. I guess my excursion in Gotham took longer than I thought.
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It's been a nightmare without you. Never leave for that long again.
I doubt anyone missed me...
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Oh goody.
Ladies, ladies! Hold your applause, that's right... yours truly has returned~.
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https://t.co/u7RqZpfUQM let's be delusional together
/ / clois, my beloved; cloislex, my delusions
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/ / IVE MISSED YOUU
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If you’re not jerkin it with me Then you’re jerkin it against me
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My what? Allergies? Fine. I'm more worried about colds and the flu now that it's full into winter.
Mmhm! And speaking of those...how are yours?
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