Harley
@lewdwizarddd
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unfortunately came back to Twitter. 26 + idiot + short + hater i guess idk
Joined July 2022
the big stupid ass scooter in the kitchen that showed up out of nowhere and no one wants to move fills me with so much rage but i cant help but be reminded of South Park
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Gonna start saving horses soon if that cowboy keeps being sweet to me.
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Idk if im just so used to my own tits but i really dont think Sydney Sweeney has huge honkers like yall say she does sorry.
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if i want to watch the addams family i have to have Raul Julia as Gomez or im not watching it.
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i hate when people tell me to watch Wednesday because i have to bite my tongue and hold back that i think that show is for 36 year old women with jack Skellington tattoos.
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Got blackout drunk in the presence of my (boyfriend?) but thank god all i do is pass out and sleep when that happens. He doesnt seem to be angry so HOOORAAYY.
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All the Tom Cruise truthers came after me for this one. I do not think I've seen a single movie with him in it but anytime i see him posted online he's doing something fucking ridiculous. Sorry for speaking my truth.
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All the Tom Cruise truthers came after me for this one. I do not think I've seen a single movie with him in it but anytime i see him posted online he's doing something fucking ridiculous. Sorry for speaking my truth.
So was the scientology deal that Tom Cruise could be famous but he has to almost die in every movie he's in?.
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He texted me and I started legit kicking my feet in bed I'm COOKED
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Nothing heals your soul faster than sloppily making out with a blue collar man in the back of his truck for about 20 minutes
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So was the scientology deal that Tom Cruise could be famous but he has to almost die in every movie he's in?.
this 100% is the scariest stunt for me. the way his body loses all momentum when it bursts into flame. literally made my heart fall out of my ass the first time i saw it.
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My date has accomplished more before 21 than i have at 24- Like what do you mean "When I was a fireman"
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I think if you only talk to your wackjob ass partner and never anyone else you start to act just as irrationally fucking weird as them.
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someone send this to that artist that draws them getting their freak on all the time.
“Oz Hair and Beauty” has unveiled its “Wicked: For Good” inspired sexual wellness line. The green and pink devices play “No Place Like Home” and “Girl in the Bubble” respectively, syncing to the songs and adjusting vibration patterns for a heightened experience.
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I thought that other tweet was lying what do you mean.
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